Alright Guyon, time for round two!

[DerekH]

You think the Breakfast Dagwood was the biggest gun in my arsenal? Not even close...

(Breakfast Dagwood thread here: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/885421-Okay-Guyon)

Time for a good 'ole fashioned omelet.

Turns out I lack whatever skill is necessary to judge how much stuff I need to make to fill an omelet. Somehow, I don't think that will be a problem.

Three eggs.

Sauteed mushrooms, garlic, and onion.

Ham.

Sausage.

Fresh jalapeno.

Shredded cheddar cheese.

Freshly diced tomato.

Freshly ground kosher salt and black peppercorns.


Your move biscuit man.

 

[MrKnifekid]

MWHAHAHA!! I think you win Derek, now I'm hungry.

 

[Guyon]

This is bad timing. I need to lose some weight.

 

[The Warrior]

This is bad timing. I need to lose some weight.

So, are you saying you forfeit?

 

[Moosez45]

So, are you saying you forfeit?

Oh, shit.

Oh no you di'nt.



Moose

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

I'm gonna have to throw down on this one. But later, after this wedding I have to go to.

 

[tradewater]

That omelet looks like it's smiling. Yeah, that's definately an evil smile.

 

[Guyon]

Oh no. There's still tomorrow.

 

[The Warrior]

That omelet looks like it's smiling. Yeah, that's definately an evil smile.

Yeah, kind of in a Jabba the Hutt sort of way.

 

[InquisitorLord]

LOL! You need to weigh something like that if you are going to call out a challenge! Call it a Vom-ellette .. Way too much for me, enjoy!

 

[Flexxx]

Damn bro, thats some good lookin stuff right there........

 

[thatotherguy]

wow, that looks great...

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

Okay, here's my riposte:

Start with bacon lattice:

Cover with pork breakfast sausage:

Spice rub:

Throw down some Dubliner cheese:

Fill with bacon wrapped Guiness-soaked bratwurst, scotch eggs, potatoes, cabbage, and corned beef.

Roll it up:

Baste with Jameson and brown sugar and slow cook or smoke for several hours:

Enjoy!

 

[foxx]

Crimsonfalcon, WTF! Are you trying to kill somebody? I might try to do that in sandwich form.

 

[The Warrior]

Daaaaaamn. That HAS to be good for you.

 

[NixKustoms]

I want some!!!

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

Oh SO good. We mainly do that on St. Patrick's Day. We call it St Fatty's Day. Costs about $100 US to make though. That bad boy weighed in at 12 pounds.

 

[Psyop]

Crimsonfalcon for the WIN!

 

[The Warrior]

I gained 5 lbs just by looking at it. I think my arteries clogged just by looking at it too.

 

[1066vik]

damn CF7.
that looks good!
serve that up on some toasted rye or irish soda bread with a slice of ballyshannon or red leichester and it'd be perfect!

Derek - your omelet would be better smothered in salsa.