Alright, hungry souls! It's time for a breakfast of tasty, tasty DOOM!!!
Start Here:
Traditional farmer's breakfast (in casserole form)
1lb favorite pork sausage --browned
6 eggs whisked thoroughly with a dash of basil --scrambled
2 good sized potatoes (diced) --optional parboil
1/2 (4oz.) bag shredded cheese that includes cheddar
mix thoroughly and top with rest of cheese
bake for 30 minutes@350 or until starting to brown
use this time to program your cardiologist's phone number into speed dial
Proceed here:
cut into pieces with the closest becker
(optional -- pretend you're Garfield and this is Lasagna; but be careful, the Garfield method has the side effect of burnt hands)
Finish here:
top with secret weapons
1 fried egg sliced on a bias
1 4-piece bacon double-weave cooked until crispy
garnish with toast w/apple butter and dig in!