Am I a mall ninja ?

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Because this is my cool knife. Its got a saw that doesnt work. A hammer that has to be used only if its sheathed or it will slice fingers. A nail puller that does work. A sheath with pockets to carry other cool stuff . The tip of the blade spine is serrated and it doesnt work either except as a spark thrower. But I still like it and use it often.

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go to mallninga.com or do a search for ''gecko45.'' prepar to laugh your ass off! and yes, that knife is totally ninja. to bad it doesn't have a compass on the handle!
 
yeah, that's a little mall ninja, but if you were really a mall ninja the blade would be painted tiger stripe camo, and the knife would have a skull crusher instead of a hammer on the butt.
 
Is there a working definition for a mall ninja? I get the idea, it's just a new term for me. Is it the equivalent of the 800lb guy I see at the gun range with the high and tight, the tactical pants, digital cammie hat, the leg holster and the shooting gloves, etc at the gun range??
 
Dave28210 said:
Is there a working definition for a mall ninja? I get the idea, it's just a new term for me. Is it the equivalent of the 800lb guy I see at the gun range with the high and tight, the tactical pants, digital cammie hat, the leg holster and the shooting gloves, etc at the gun range??
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That would be me but I weigh only 265# - no digital but jungle cammie hat and Randall #1.

BJ
 
Its not the gear, its the acting like the baddest thing to walk the earth that trips me out at the range. (in retrospect the gloves are functional). No offense if I offended ya.
 
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