Am I a mall ninja ?

What model and grade of body armor are you wearing?

How many, and in what location, glocks do you have on your person right now?

What do you keep in your bullet proof brief case (the answer better be another glock)?

When will you be completing your test for black belt in Ninjistu? (trick question, you better already have your blackbelt fool!)

FMJ or hollow point?

Backup weapon in your car, AR15 or Combat Shotgun? (again, trick question, you have both on your person!)
 
It is a little bit like one of my favorites and I am pretty sure that I am not a mall ninja. But you still could be.

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As long as you do not keep those in your trunk for impromptu underwater demo missions, I think you are safe!
 
dipbait said:
Because this is my cool knife. Its got a saw that doesnt work. A hammer that has to be used only if its sheathed or it will slice fingers. A nail puller that does work. A sheath with pockets to carry other cool stuff . The tip of the blade spine is serrated and it doesnt work either except as a spark thrower. But I still like it and use it often.

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Well, if you have to ask..........:rolleyes:

Seriously, as long as you aren’t fantasizing about "saving the world a slice at a time", it's fine.

If it works for you, it's a good knife.

TR Graham
The Glocksmith
 
result was 21% mall ninja for me, but come on, it never once asked me if I have a blow gun with poison darts, or Garrote wire or anything.

And some of the questions did not have any good answer. The problem with the AR-15 is the direct gas action, rather than piston action, seriously. It makes the bolt and chamber hot and fouled. Also, not near enough choices on gun questions, or on the music questions.

How can a test tell me what percentage of mall ninja I really am, if it does not list the all time greatest song for listening to while playing with firearms? Rage Against the Machine Bulls on Parade.

And I don't dress up while watching movies, but I do get out guns or knives (or possibly a sword and axe depending on the content appropriateness for that movie)

Does Red Dawn or Heat really imply mall Ninjaness? Because they are both classics.


OH, and to answer your original mall ninja question. I used to own a hollow handled survival knife with a non functioning saw on the spine, and a hammer end that was interchangeable with the Compass one, but I broke it throwing it when I was a kid, so maybe I am not the appropriate one to answer, or judge!
 
Ok, I can admit it finally....

I bought a Gaitor brand 'survival knife' made in China a while back.... it had a hollow handle, with a compass, water treatment tablets, it had a secondary blade in the sheath, with a piece of rubber tubing, which connected to a metal insert within the sheath ...turning it into a slingshot...

I feel unclean.
 
"....Am I a mall ninja?..."
- dipbait

Absolutely not!
Your knife as far as I can tell, isn't coated in a stealthly low-glare tactical black.
And at best, you're more dangerously close to being called a "wannabe mall ninja"; which is by all accounts, much more times worst than being a called 100% mall ninja.
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it never once asked me if I have a blow gun with poison darts, or Garrote wire or anything.
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Why would a mall ninja test ask those questions? You can't rightly call yourself a man if you don't have poison darts and an EDC garrote wire. If your smart, you will use the garrote wire as a sling for the blowgun. This, my friend, is called "concealment", and is not m-ninj at all.

Also, it turns out that I am 39% Mall Ninja. I think the question about spending more on guns than my car is what did me in, particularly since my truck was bought a the bargain price of $1200 from a little old man that only drove it twice a week and only put just a shade over 100,000 miles on it isn 16 years. (that is actually true, too.) I mean, I have single guns worth more than my truck, man...
 
Do you have body armor duct taped to your back?

google search for "mall ninja"

Gecko45: "I would like to go to the single-plate solution in back. What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition. I have a high-risk security job and I fear that I would be the target for repeated long-distance shots to my back. Are any of you aware of a thicker plate that could stop, say, .338 Lapua or something like that?"

Reply: "If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B."
 
You call yourself a mall ninja!
You are not!!! The knife isn't black and other mall ninjas will see you in the dark:-)))
 
Look...the bad news:

It is all over for you except for the shouting Mr. MN.

I can forgive your sin(s) in the mall-ninja vane but, unfortunately, you are still going to hell.

Consider this, the good news:

Once in hell you can search out Hitler and kick him square in the jewels for me, and probably for a few others, then use your scary extreme, finally!, as you see fit.

oregon
 
I have a similar Imperial knife, an M7S.

Pretty much the same, but BLACK blade (more mall ninja-ish!) and the hand gaurd has screwdriver ends! Now that is a survival knife!:)

By the way...39% on the mall ninja test!
 
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