AM. I! SLEEPING?!?

[filtrum]

Is this happening? The happy one?

 

[Deinos]

I just see [ IMG ]... so my guess is... you are still sleeping... and just typed this up during a fit of somnambulism...

Edit: Dammit... was just me... and my joke fell flat... CURSES!

 

[Pilsner]

That D2 marking would have to go for starters. And there looks like a bit of silver visible through the lanyard hole. Stand down, soldier, this is not the silent sentry deanimating tool you are looking for.

 

[b00n]

Nope, the sharpened edge and the logo and steel markings aren't truly black. Keep searching, never give up.

 

[hexenjager]

That D2 marking would have to go for starters. And there looks like a bit of silver visible through the lanyard hole. Stand down, soldier, this is not the silent sentry deanimating tool you are looking for.

Nope, the sharpened edge and the logo and steel markings aren't truly black. Keep searching, never give up.

Agreed. The markings, edge and liners prevent this from being a blacker than black vaguely knife shaped patch of inky blackness... in black. Better luck next time, op.

 

[jstrange]

I must be missing something here, what the heck is that?

 

[Pilsner]

I must be missing something here, what the heck is that?

The OP is on a quest. A quest for a knife that is so black that there is nothing about it that is not black. The sort of knife that might make you say...

I mean, how much more black could it be? And the answer is, ‘None. None more black.’

 

[jstrange]

Gotcha. In that case here you go:

 

[Deinos]

The OP is on a quest. A quest for a knife that is so black that there is nothing about it that is not black. The sort of knife that might make you say...

I mean, how much more black could it be? And the answer is, ‘None. None more black.’

Maybe that is why I couldn’t see the original image... so blacked out it had gone “beyond tactical”...

 

[Mo2]

Pocket clip on wrong end and not likely really d2 and probably poorly ht'd?

Is this a clone? You do like to post clones from the last thread you made about srm.

 

[SpySmasher]

So ... close.

It's always logos that do you in, filtrum.

 

[unwisefool]

That looks tiny, like a knife for ants

 

[SpySmasher]

Pocket clip on wrong end and not likely really d2 and probably poorly ht'd?

Is this a clone? You do like to post clones from the last thread you made about srm.

Why do you say any of that?

 

[madcap_magician]

So ... close.

It's always logos that do you in, filtrum.

The logos are bad, but it's nothing compared to the tactical advantage lost by having a reflective edge. If they just removed the edge from the knife, it would be a superb covert deanimation tool.

 

[Pilsner]

The logos are bad, but it's nothing compared to the tactical advantage lost by having a reflective edge. If they just removed the edge from the knife, it would be a superb covert deanimation tool.

I have the answer. Before deploying into the kill zone, (outside Dunkin Donuts on floor 2 of the mall), apply burnt cork carefully to logo and edge. Voilà! Those sentries won’t stand a damn chance. Poor fools.

 

[Mo2]

So ... close.

It's always logos that do you in, filtrum.

Reminds me of the zt knives 801brz

 

[jstrange]

One you sheath your blade in the guts of your enemies any logos or non-black accents will be cloaked in the darkness of gore. You just have to get to the first one without being seen and then you will be biologically camouflaged.

 

[hexenjager]

Gotcha. In that case here you go:

Not black enough...

 

[jstrange]

Here is the perfect knife. It is so black and dense that not even light can escape it. Gaze upon it in all it's glory. Umm, no, wait, okay I see the problem, due to its perfect darkness and light absorbing capabilities it cant be seen, but trust me its there.

 

[Lapedog]

F filtrum Dude,

Black sharpie over the logo.

And you’re golden....well er, I mean you’re black.