AM. I! SLEEPING?!?

[Lapedog]

Here is the perfect knife. It is so black and dense that not even light can escape it. Gaze upon it in all it's glory. Umm, no, wait, okay I see the problem, due to its perfect darkness and light absorbing capabilities it cant be seen, but trust me its there.






Also, I will sell it to you for a mere $1,500.

Wow I have my background set to black and I can’t see it at all!

 

[LEGION 12]

 

[Lapedog]

Honestly why not just get the knife you want and send it to be cerakoted. End this quest already! Time to wake up! Drink some of the blackest coffee.

 

[LEGION 12]

 

[Pilsner]

Oh man. I have to get one of those! Look at the lines on that blade. Just beautiful.

 

[Lapedog]

Not black enough. Notice the white - in the top left corner.

 

[Pilsner]

Not black enough. Notice the white - in the top left corner.

SENTRY ALERTED!

 

[Lapedog]

SENTRY ALERTED!

 

[marrenmiller]

And so the search continues.

filtrum, get a knife and send it to the UK to be coated in Vantablack. It will be the darkest knife you can actually get.

 

[Pilsner]

And so the search continues.

filtrum, get a knife and send it to the UK to be coated in Vantablack. It will be the darkest knife you can actually get.

None more black than Vantablack.

 

[evilgreg]

Seriously, I have to give you credit F filtrum . When I see your name I immediately assume it's going to be a thread about the darkest darkness that ever darked darkly and you never disappoint me.

Kudos to you for showing the kind of focus and commitment that so many of the rest of us lack.

 

[Deinos]

Seriously, I have to give you credit F filtrum . When I see your name I immediately assume it's going to be a thread about the darkest darkness that ever darked darkly and you never disappoint me.

Kudos to you for showing the kind of focus and commitment that so many of the rest of us lack.

 

[Night Rider]

Gotcha. In that case here you go:

Got the same one but in White

 

[Deinos]

 

[jstrange]

Got the same one but in White

You would have to use that one in an arctic warfare campaign in order for it to be of any use.

 

[Boxer .45]

If you use benchmade's custom shop you can make an ALL black Griptillian or Mini Griptillian. Liners, screws, axis, clip. Everything black.

 

[Night Rider]

Winner winner chicken dinner! but it gonna set you back $35 bucks on the bay I believe it's made from leftover material from the Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor but that's classified info so let's just keep that between us BF members.

 

[Pilsner]

If you use benchmade's custom shop you can make an ALL black Griptillian or Mini Griptillian. Liners, screws, axis, clip. Everything black.

Total fail. The reflective butterfly will have those sentries turning somersaults. Try to take this seriously, please.

 

[Boxer .45]

Total fail. The reflective butterfly will have those sentries turning somersaults. Try to take this seriously, please.

You can use a tactical sharpie and black it out. You aren't thinking...

 

[Boxer .45]

Is it weird I heard the accompanying sound each sentry I looked at?