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A friends daughter was leaving for college. I wrote this for her. The goal was a kit she could keep in her book bag and always have with her.
Id already given both sisters things like Vic Farmers, paracord, surplus ponchos, and Guyot bottles. Neither is a survival enthusiast. Both understand about just-in-case. They occasionally carried some of those presents.
Once, after a week of rain, they used found materials and started a fire. They sawed a branch in half with the Farmer, banged and split it, and used the dry wood. It took them half an hour, but by golly they started a fire.
I welcome suggestions. But any improvements have to end up under the 5 pound weight limit.
DE-BUGGING YOUR BUG OUT BAG
Dorm is on fire! Get Out Now! Chemical spill on the highway! Get Out Now! Hurricane! Explosion in the pesticide factory! Terrorist attack! Earthquake! Book of Revelation! Get Out Now!
Get up. Dress for the outdoors. The more you can carry securely on your person, the better. Grab your credit card, checkbook, cell phone, pocket knife, Ritter Pocket Pack, the stuff you normally have with you. They should already be in the pockets of the clothes you plan to wear tomorrow. (Youre not a morning person. Get everything arranged while youre still awake, the night before.) Thumb drive with your documents and copies of anything youd hate to lose; family pictures, passport, birth certificate, drivers license, student ID, etc. Stick them in your pockets. Forget school books. Forget your teddy bear. Grab your Bug Out Bag and .
Stop a minute.
Just stop.
A gear bag is important, but its not primary. The most important thing you need is skill. Can you tie a bowline and a truckers hitch? A ferro rod is small, tough, reliable. Starting a fire with one isnt intuitive. Neither is prepping and laying a fire. Can you rig a tarp shelter, or build a debris hit? How about if the tarp has no grommets? Learn what doesnt work when failure costs you nothing. Reading isnt the same. Watching YouTube isnt the same. You need dirt time. You need muscle memory. You need trained hands. Knowledge weighs nothing and makes a huge difference. Skill weighs nothing and makes a huge difference. The more you know, the less you need. (Stranded man. Dead in car. Emergency kit unused. True story.)
When the balloon goes up, attitude is vital. Attitude is everything. Expect to die and you will die. A positive attitude improves your chances. Improves them drastically. You never give up. You are determined to survive no matter what. Obstacles dont stop you. You deal with obstacles and keep going. (Middle aged man, out of shape, no training. What kept you alive through this terrible ordeal? Im in the middle of a divorce. I wasnt going to let her walk away with everything. True story.) Determination helps you survive. Intention helps you survive. I cannot overstate the importance of positive attitude.
A word about your Bug Out Bag. Small. One origin-story of the BOB is military. Youre separated from your patrol. You parachute from a dying plain. Youre across no mans land, gathering information. You must be ready to move now. Get the hell out of Dodge. Get back to your buddies. Make a run for the border. Whatever else you are carrying, you want stuff to get you back home. That means a kit you always have with you. In your book bag. In your briefcase. In your backpack. In your pockets. Murphy might goose you in class, at work, riding the Greyhound, in your dorm, at an away game, driving to town. A bulky kit gets left behind. A heavy kit gets left behind. If the Book of Revelation strikes, youll wish you owned a smaller kit.
When John Muir hit the wilderness trail, "I rolled up some bread and tea in a pair of blankets with some sugar and a tin cup and set off." A sailor carried a knife, tarred cord, silver coin. He was prepared to cut, bind, and buy. Hobos wore packs that let them run flat out. My father was a hobo during the depression. He first rode the rails at sixteen. He carried a blanket or two. Always a pocket knife. Sometimes a water bottle, Especially out West. Nothing else worth mentioning. I asked. ("I'm glad you didn't call me a bum.") He wouldnt know a Bug Out Bag if it Bit him on the Bindlestiff. Somehow he got by. This kitexclusive of your personal gear and your book bagweighs five pounds.
Be The Grey Man. Nothing special. Attract no attention. You cant be a better gray man than dressing like a student in a college town. This kit should fit your book bag, leaving room for books, laptop, lunch.
Emergencies lead to chaos. Think hurricane Katrina. It doesnt take much for the human predators to come out. Your bag should fit and function well, but be ratty looking. Not worth stealing. Check Goodwill and yard sales.
Military looking is bad. Do you want the National Guardsman to think you a terrorist? Empty your bag on the street? I didnt think so.
BE PREPARED
Emergency Number List.
Not just 911.
Phone and email numbers for family and friends.People who will come get you when youre stuck but good. You may have those numbers memorized. That doesnt matter. When you are drunk, sick, under arrest, wounded, beaten up, panicked, the most obvious stuff flies out of your head.
I have all that stuff on my phone. How many times have you checked Facebook and discovered your phone was dead? (You dont have a portable phone charger? Oh.)
Besides the numbers you want a reminder sheet. Especially if you leave a message on an answering machine. Without the essential information, Uncle Clarence cant help you. Which information is essential? It depends. Dont waste the message.
Use your cheat sheet.
Tell the nice robot:
Who you are.
Where you are. If they must look for you at Walk and Dont Walk, youll have a long wait. Try, "Downtown Boston, corner of Fifth and Franklin, Safeway parking lot".
Date and time youre calling.
What the situation is.
What you need them to do.
Phone number to return your call. Especially important if its not your personal phone.
Public phones are scarcer than they used to be. If you can find one you will need.....
Quarters, Some take coins. If you reach Uncle Clarence, give him a quick update, give your pay phone number, have him call you back. Does he think youre made of quarters?
Phone card Some take plastic. See Uncle Clarence, above.
If the emergency has the cell system clogged, a text message may still get through.
I dont ask you to carry a survival manual. Not with this weight limit. But the new copy of John Lofty Wiseman's SAS Survival Guide comes with an I-Phone app. If you can get a copy on your I-Phone or Kindle, do so. Its not a perfect manual. But its expert advice at hand. Best of all, theres no weight penalty.
Id already given both sisters things like Vic Farmers, paracord, surplus ponchos, and Guyot bottles. Neither is a survival enthusiast. Both understand about just-in-case. They occasionally carried some of those presents.
Once, after a week of rain, they used found materials and started a fire. They sawed a branch in half with the Farmer, banged and split it, and used the dry wood. It took them half an hour, but by golly they started a fire.
I welcome suggestions. But any improvements have to end up under the 5 pound weight limit.
DE-BUGGING YOUR BUG OUT BAG
Dorm is on fire! Get Out Now! Chemical spill on the highway! Get Out Now! Hurricane! Explosion in the pesticide factory! Terrorist attack! Earthquake! Book of Revelation! Get Out Now!
Get up. Dress for the outdoors. The more you can carry securely on your person, the better. Grab your credit card, checkbook, cell phone, pocket knife, Ritter Pocket Pack, the stuff you normally have with you. They should already be in the pockets of the clothes you plan to wear tomorrow. (Youre not a morning person. Get everything arranged while youre still awake, the night before.) Thumb drive with your documents and copies of anything youd hate to lose; family pictures, passport, birth certificate, drivers license, student ID, etc. Stick them in your pockets. Forget school books. Forget your teddy bear. Grab your Bug Out Bag and .
Stop a minute.
Just stop.
A gear bag is important, but its not primary. The most important thing you need is skill. Can you tie a bowline and a truckers hitch? A ferro rod is small, tough, reliable. Starting a fire with one isnt intuitive. Neither is prepping and laying a fire. Can you rig a tarp shelter, or build a debris hit? How about if the tarp has no grommets? Learn what doesnt work when failure costs you nothing. Reading isnt the same. Watching YouTube isnt the same. You need dirt time. You need muscle memory. You need trained hands. Knowledge weighs nothing and makes a huge difference. Skill weighs nothing and makes a huge difference. The more you know, the less you need. (Stranded man. Dead in car. Emergency kit unused. True story.)
When the balloon goes up, attitude is vital. Attitude is everything. Expect to die and you will die. A positive attitude improves your chances. Improves them drastically. You never give up. You are determined to survive no matter what. Obstacles dont stop you. You deal with obstacles and keep going. (Middle aged man, out of shape, no training. What kept you alive through this terrible ordeal? Im in the middle of a divorce. I wasnt going to let her walk away with everything. True story.) Determination helps you survive. Intention helps you survive. I cannot overstate the importance of positive attitude.
A word about your Bug Out Bag. Small. One origin-story of the BOB is military. Youre separated from your patrol. You parachute from a dying plain. Youre across no mans land, gathering information. You must be ready to move now. Get the hell out of Dodge. Get back to your buddies. Make a run for the border. Whatever else you are carrying, you want stuff to get you back home. That means a kit you always have with you. In your book bag. In your briefcase. In your backpack. In your pockets. Murphy might goose you in class, at work, riding the Greyhound, in your dorm, at an away game, driving to town. A bulky kit gets left behind. A heavy kit gets left behind. If the Book of Revelation strikes, youll wish you owned a smaller kit.
When John Muir hit the wilderness trail, "I rolled up some bread and tea in a pair of blankets with some sugar and a tin cup and set off." A sailor carried a knife, tarred cord, silver coin. He was prepared to cut, bind, and buy. Hobos wore packs that let them run flat out. My father was a hobo during the depression. He first rode the rails at sixteen. He carried a blanket or two. Always a pocket knife. Sometimes a water bottle, Especially out West. Nothing else worth mentioning. I asked. ("I'm glad you didn't call me a bum.") He wouldnt know a Bug Out Bag if it Bit him on the Bindlestiff. Somehow he got by. This kitexclusive of your personal gear and your book bagweighs five pounds.
Be The Grey Man. Nothing special. Attract no attention. You cant be a better gray man than dressing like a student in a college town. This kit should fit your book bag, leaving room for books, laptop, lunch.
Emergencies lead to chaos. Think hurricane Katrina. It doesnt take much for the human predators to come out. Your bag should fit and function well, but be ratty looking. Not worth stealing. Check Goodwill and yard sales.
Military looking is bad. Do you want the National Guardsman to think you a terrorist? Empty your bag on the street? I didnt think so.
BE PREPARED
Emergency Number List.
Not just 911.
Phone and email numbers for family and friends.People who will come get you when youre stuck but good. You may have those numbers memorized. That doesnt matter. When you are drunk, sick, under arrest, wounded, beaten up, panicked, the most obvious stuff flies out of your head.
I have all that stuff on my phone. How many times have you checked Facebook and discovered your phone was dead? (You dont have a portable phone charger? Oh.)
Besides the numbers you want a reminder sheet. Especially if you leave a message on an answering machine. Without the essential information, Uncle Clarence cant help you. Which information is essential? It depends. Dont waste the message.
Use your cheat sheet.
Tell the nice robot:
Who you are.
Where you are. If they must look for you at Walk and Dont Walk, youll have a long wait. Try, "Downtown Boston, corner of Fifth and Franklin, Safeway parking lot".
Date and time youre calling.
What the situation is.
What you need them to do.
Phone number to return your call. Especially important if its not your personal phone.
Public phones are scarcer than they used to be. If you can find one you will need.....
Quarters, Some take coins. If you reach Uncle Clarence, give him a quick update, give your pay phone number, have him call you back. Does he think youre made of quarters?
Phone card Some take plastic. See Uncle Clarence, above.
If the emergency has the cell system clogged, a text message may still get through.
I dont ask you to carry a survival manual. Not with this weight limit. But the new copy of John Lofty Wiseman's SAS Survival Guide comes with an I-Phone app. If you can get a copy on your I-Phone or Kindle, do so. Its not a perfect manual. But its expert advice at hand. Best of all, theres no weight penalty.
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