Another Durba is headed to for research.

Yvsa,
I expected more of you,Walking E. my A**
& I don't NEED your Special help, thank you very much!Vince, ole buddy,the only thing you got right was calling me Saint!Blues,you are an evil,evil man, to the NEW Guy Welcome,
you're gonna fit right in!Wal.,my friend, you're "NUTS"! COME TO THINK OF IT YOU'RE all WACKO,& I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THE ONES i HAVEN'T AT A konvention!
jim
 
Nuts??? Of course I'm nuts. We are all nuts, gathered here in too large a group to be contained by one butterfly net, and armed with cutting implements in case they try to pick us off one by one. I do concur with the convention idea, tho', as long as it isn't held at that Happy Valley Rest & Rehab place my wife keeps giving me brochures about.
 
Wal,
Your wife is an Intell.Woman!Poor woman,
dealing with a K,"Nut"! She HAS to be a Saint!Tell her I said to follow thru with her plans!
jim
 
Relax, Jimmy! These guys are just getting warmed up!
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Harry
 
Jim, just relax and let the Prozac and Zanax take ahold. Everything will be fine, things will start to look up... ( keep the thorazine handy just in case ). Now slip on this canvas coat. Yes, that is odd that the sleeves tie in the back.

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[This message has been edited by Rusty (edited 05-23-2001).]
 
Jim:

I finally gave in to the wife, and filled out and signed the application forms. If you see a white van in the driveway, do not answer the doorbell. I used your name. I also gave them a shipping address for any Khuks left over after the battle
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Wal,
What a sinster group, You ,Tom, Vince(really SICK PERSON),Blues(Sicker than Vince),Yvsa(he ain't Sane either),Koz & Doc(finally commited)All in one location(where the daily attire is WHITE JACKETS)!Meanwhile Uncle has me cking ALL the UBDOTD'S!YOUR WARNING ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT WANT TO MEET ME AT MY DOOR, DOESN'T APPLY!Once they see what a kind, harmless, gentle, old man I am,"They will realize some SICK person played a bad joke on them",apologize & leave!
jim
 
Jim:

I only did that in the interests of research - if we wind up having our Khukvention there, we will need a report of quality of food, beverages, and nurses. Last nurse I saw had everything a man would want, including muscles, mustache and hair on her chest. Soooooo...smuggle out a report.
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Wal,
Vince escaped, told me "That" nurse was looking for you, said something about you selling her an IndiaK instead of the HI you promised her, heard you got $140 for it!
Told her where to find you,was able to find out, RESEARCH IS MY bus.! HEE!
PS-Make sure Uncle puts you in for the 43K,
I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT!
jim
 
Hawthorne used to be the Esmeralda County seat before they moved it to Goldfield and split us off into Mineral County. Naturally since we already had the courthouse, they made us the Mineral County seat.

Anyway when Aurora ( ghost town near Bodie on the Nevada side ) blew away, someone got the idea of moving the Aurora hoosegow down to Hawthorne. They knocked it down and then put the stones right back up cemented in place just like the drawings said. Anyway, not 25 yards from the new courthouse the thing sits. Stone walls, open windows ( 'cept for the bars set into 'em ), no electricity, no plumbing, no heating, no cooling, etc.

Thought I'd mention it as a good place to set up the intervention for Jim.

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[This message has been edited by Rusty (edited 05-23-2001).]
 
Rusty,

If you guys want, I'll offer to coordinate the Intervention from the command post here in SD. Since I'm 13 miles from the "Center of the Nation," I am strategically located to cover the US (that's why they had all of those missiles here once upon a time... either that or cuz the ranchers didn't have anything else to do with their land). The jail... er... rehabilitation facility sounds like it will work
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Jim,

If Wal gets a M43, he'll have to come out and live with me in SD (and share his bed with the puppies). That is ok with me, I told him I'd take the AK for one year's rent
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And BTW... those nice guys in the White Van are really Sears Delivery people. They have a new Big Screen TV for you. All you have to do is open the door
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Alan
 
Rus,
How have I been ABLE TO MANAGE,without you all of these yrs.? i KNOW, you're doing
this FOR me, NOT to me,right!Your meds NEED to be changed,YOU WANT TO PUT ME IN JAIL!!
aPLACE OF no ubdotd'S OR k'S OF ANY KIND??
Rus,that's just plain mean!! Nooo K's??No
Research??Nope I'm tooo GooD & Pure to end up there, a judge would take one look at my KINDLY,OLD,face & say Not Guilty!
JIM
 
Not after I whisper in the old ex-soused judge's ear how pathetic your condition is, and what degredation you've suffered.

( We often get together down to the AA meeting over a cup of coffee, and the Judge and I plan interventions like this all the time. Ten minutes after the guy is standing in front of his honor at the bench, he's cuffed in the back seat of a unit and a recovering deputy is driving him to the treatment center talking all the while about what to expect there. )

You ought to see the look on the guy's face when he realizes that it wasn't just me and the judge picking on him, but his attorney and the DA were in on it up to their necks, too!


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See, Jim, if you'd just gone on to Happy Valley you'd have heat, water and TV. And most of your roomies wouldn't have beaded hides with black, orange and yellow stripes. Talked to the nurse and convinced her the "I" on the blade was Ivan's mark. He's safe. No self-respecting Brasiliero border guard would let a woman who looks like that into his country. I like the M43 too, but I gotta lay low - damn Sears truck just pulled into the driveway.
 
Jim,

Thank you... I'll wear the title proudly
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As a public service for all formites, I found a public health advisory from my MADV research days:

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As we have figured out, MADV and HIKV are related viruses. So those of you in rural or suburban areas of the US, be on the lookout
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Credit must also go to my Bro Bones, who's accurate depiction of the AGW on this poster has helped eradicate this vial critter from the Central Black Hills...

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Alan

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As to the intervention . . .

If someone can get Jim to Baltimore I'm sure we can use my ward's quiet room. I think it's better than a dank old jail. It's very peaceful. And soft. And easy to run out of and lock the door quickly.
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Not that that would be necessary, of course.
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Yeah, but in Baltimore he wouldn't have any pretty little striped Gila Mon...er...Chameleons (that's it, Chameleons) to play with. Pets can have a calming, soothing effect
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:
Well fellow K-knuts Tsimi has Finally admitted to being old.
And that's a very large 1st step for the poor Old fellow.
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I feel the possibility of aquireing the Walking Eagle Title may have shaken poor Tsimi to his bones, if Not his soul, pity, had it shaken Tsimi to his soul he may have given up this delusional behavior!!!!!
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And you noticed how quickly Poor Old Tsimi denied needing any help, classic symptoms still being displayed!!!!
Just wait until I get this Osage Peyote Medicine Man working long distance on Tsimi!!!!
And just remember that sometimes things get worse before they get better.
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But perhaps Poor Old Tsimi will display symptoms of largesse and send each of us a Durba to carry on what Tsimi calls Research.
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And yet on the other hand if Tsimi's symptom's get worse he will deny that he has any since he has already given all of his Durba's to persons unknown to get their input on research.

Doc I thik the soft padded room may be the best.
All we would have to do is make a rubber khukuri that looked like one of Durba's and he would go in willingly and with a rubber khuk he wouldn't be able to hurt himself or anyone else.
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Another possible benefit of a Durba Khuk duplicated in rubber is that it may convince Poor Old Tsimi that Durba's Khuk's aren't as good as he 1st thought and cast self doubts on his so called Research.
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Tsimi my Bro and friend you really should listen to all of your friends and relatives here.
We have only your best interest in our hearts for you.
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Yvsa.

"VEGETARIAN".............
Indin word for lousy hunter.
 
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