Another funny sheep story. Lady calls cops on me for chopping branches with machete.

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One of my side jobs is lawn care and sometimes I cut trees, so yesterday afternoon I was at one of my customers houses and I had to trim some branches and I realized I forgot my chainsaw but I did have my CS Bowie Machete, so I start chopping the branches and then a lady drives up to my customer's neighbor's house and I noticed her talking on her cell phone while I'm using the machete.....15 minutes later a deputy sheriff drives up and tells me they got a call that I was brandishing a weapon and I explained to him that I didn't have any weapons but I was using a machete to trim some branches, and then the cop starts to laugh at the dumb lady and then walks over to her and explains to the dumb woman it's not illegal to have a machete.
 
I would have chopped her in half Ninja Gaiden style, but that's just me.
 
I cover myself in goat blood and scream war cries when chopping branches with my cold steel sword. It bothers my neighbors but it gets me out of my moms basement.
 
jill jackson said:
Sure, you would have. :rolleyes:
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It was a joke, but hey, go you. :rolleyes:

Seems like all you do is argue with people. You're a tremendous asset for this forum. :thumbup:

Edit: Heeeeeeeyyyyyy wait a second, "Jill"? Were you the lady that called the cops?
 
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LOL, the lady amazed me more than the guy a year ago that noticed the Ontario Rat 1 clipped to my pocket and he said, " did you know you need a fishing license to carry that thing"
 
Quiet said:
It was a joke, but hey, go you. :rolleyes:

Seems like all you do is argue with people. You're a tremendous asset for this forum. :thumbup:

Edit: Heeeeeeeyyyyyy wait a second, "Jill"? Were you the lady that called the cops?
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Seems all you do is bullshit.
 
jill jackson said:
Seems all you do is bullshit.
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Such language, and from such an elderly woman too! For shame! Ah well, please don't call the cops on me.

P.S. No one will hold it against you for admitting that my attempt at humor flew completely over your head. :thumbup:
 
Knock it off this isn't W&C, at least not yet.
 
Woodcamo Nut said:
LOL, the lady amazed me more than the guy a year ago that noticed the Ontario Rat 1 clipped to my pocket and he said, " did you know you need a fishing license to carry that thing"
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He decided from your clip that the knife must be "fishing license approved?" O_o he must be on the Fish & Wildlife Board...

By the way the lady waited there for the whole 15-20 mins while the cop got there? Glad her sense of civic duty is so strong...
 
Good thing my parents' farms have typical been away from the city... especially come chicken killing time... now THAT would have raised a ruckus. Not only did my father brandish a weapon, he used it to deadly effect.
 
Quiet said:
I would have chopped her in half Ninja Gaiden style, but that's just me.
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NEVER do that. Then you'd have 2 of her to deal with, just like the Hydra in Percy Jackson.... :D

To the OP, this just proves the saying, nobody is completely worthless. You can always use them as a bad example.
 
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