Another funny sheep story. Lady calls cops on me for chopping branches with machete.

You laugh about the cop thing, but a friend was put in jail over night for having a machete in his pickup in Dallas TX.
 
22-rimfire said:
You laugh about the cop thing, but a friend was put in jail over night for having a machete in his pickup in Dallas TX.
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Here In Texas?!? Geez, that cop must have had a serious little man complex. Hell, I was showing off my BK9 to a cop a couple weeks ago in Tyler tx. He loved it! Machetes, guns and trucks are the norm around here and cops really don't give a rip.
 
He never explained the event completely and I always felt there was more to the story than just having a machete inside his pickup.
 
This situation reminds me of a few halloweens ago when I dressed up as Stallone in the movie Cobra. I payed attention to every little detail, down to the match in the mouth. Used a plastic toy gun shoved in front of my pants. Anyway, I was working at circuit city and went on break. Walked 2 doors down to cvs for a monster. On my journey back I was ambushed by 4, yes FOUR, cop cars. They came at me all at once. The officers in the closest one jumped out w/ guns drawn! They quickly realized I was in a costume and put away their guns. ALL of the officers involved thought it was funny as hell and told me they loved my costume. They did ask me to leave the fake gun indoors though because the reason they were there was a call that said there was a psychopath walking up and down the sidewalk with a gun. ;)
 
If people spent half the time dealing with their lives that they do meddling in other's the world would be a better place.
 
Do you get to talk with her at all after? I'd hope she would be embarrased, but I doubt it. They are normally set in their ways. "Oh my goodness George look at that hooligan, grab the kids now, lock the doors!".
 
Some people are way to nosy but some people are brainwashed and can be retrained.

Anything nasty to the lady, either way, is snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
 
This reminded me of something that happened about 5 years ago. A deputy came into the gun shop that I was working at and said that a lady flagged him down to
report a man who was wearing a gun. He asked her what he was doing with the gun? She said he wasn't doing anything with it, but HE HAD A GUN!!! He informed
her that this was Arizona, not California or New York and lots of people carry guns. He told her politely that if she didn't like it, she should go back to where she came from.

I rarely shop at Safeway without seeing at least 3 or 4 people with open carry handguns. Who knows how many are concealed? (That's the way it should be.)
 
Redmasta said:
I cover myself in goat blood and scream war cries when chopping branches with my cold steel sword. It bothers my neighbors but it gets me out of my moms basement.
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That is funny.
 
It would have been great to to drive all the green wackos berserk if they thought you were murdering the tree. Notice I said crazy environmentalists not the real conservationists, you know, the ones who cry out in pain in a forest clearing that Mother Earth has been tortured and they hear the trees screaming.
 
Quiet said:
I would have chopped her in half Ninja Gaiden style, but that's just me.
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