Another kind of bear

not2sharp

not2sharp

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Ok, what would you do to take out a 7 foot tall, 325 lb., 32 year-old professional Russian boxer; who happens to be the current world champ? Do any of you ninja kung-fu types have a recommendation? My initial strategy would be to run like a man who's shorts are on fire. :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes:

n2s
 
I would go for an elephant gun, or at least a .50 cal, preferably from long range.
 
Wear those boxing shorts, so when I wet myself it doesn't just stay in the pant leg.
 
Ignoring the more obvious gun/fleeing options, the answer is definitely to go for the kneecaps using my steel toe shoes. (best shoes I ever spent money for!)

The weakness of any professional fighting style is that it always has rules - so unless you want to pit your own ninja skills against his, you need to 'fight dirty' as seen from his system. It'll be the only thing he's not trained to endure or avoid - because it's illegal in boxing. Of course, he'll cream me anyways, but trying to kneecap him is better than anything else I could do without an actual weapon.

Editted to add: yes I know I wasn't supposed to give a serious answer :p
 
How could you fight a monster like that? I think the only safe place would be to sneak up and grab tufts of his back hair, nesting like a koala. He'd never even know I was there. If only Andre the Giant was still alive:( Now that would be a fight! You probably couldn't understand what the heck they were saying, but it would pretty awesome:D

Jake
 
Look at the skull on that guy, look at his brow ridges. He's a Neanderthal with a broken nose.

How do you fight someone you need a ladder to punch him in the head?

I would yell insults at him in Russian to get him so mad he'd forget what he was doing.
 
Steely_Gunz said:
How could you fight a monster like that? I think the only safe place would be to sneak up and grab tufts of his back hair, nesting like a koala. He'd never even know I was there. If only Andre the Giant was still alive:( Now that would be a fight! You probably couldn't understand what the heck they were saying, but it would pretty awesome:D

Jake
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Andre the Giant ? Now you are aging yourself ! Most fun wrestling matches I ever saw was between him and Don Leo Jonathan !

As for Mr. seven footer . I second the motion . Kick him on the knee and run like hell ! I too have steel toed running shoes . They are simply the best tool a man can leave the house with and not be arrested for . Posession of footwear is not a crime in my country yet ! Kodiak pathfinders . Any of the Kodiak running shoes are great .
 
Kevin the grey said:
Andre the Giant ? Now you are aging yourself ! Most fun wrestling matches I ever saw was between him and Don Leo Jonathan !

As for Mr. seven footer . I second the motion . Kick him on the knee and run like hell ! I too have steel toed running shoes . They are simply the best tool a man can leave the house with and not be arrested for . Posession of footwear is not a crime in my country yet ! Kodiak pathfinders . Any of the Kodiak running shoes are great .
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Damn. referring to Andre might be aging himself, but Don Leo Jonathon? Now THATS aging yourself. There probably ain't a dozen people on the board who know that name.
 
At 5'-5", I look like the little guy next to a "normal" size guy like Nasty.:D

That 7' boxer would need glasses just to see me down there.:p

The lazer or the .50 cal sounds good to me.

Hey N2S, nice to see you! Don't be a stranger. You've got knowledge that we need.:thumbup:

Steve
 
N2S knows we like our bear threads...

Take out the Russian?

Fists aren't gonna do it... no.

Shotgun, firing door-opening charge, but at his cojones.

THAT'S gotta hurt.



Ad Astra :foot:
 
Gotta get Rocky Balboa in there....

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That giant's arms are as thick as many fighters thighs.....

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Get a Zombie in there.



munk
 
I think I'd try drinking him under the table.

Then I'd "bite 'im in the 'nads!!:D"

Those two oughta do it.
 
Esav Benyamin said:
Look at the skull on that guy, look at his brow ridges. He's a Neanderthal with a broken nose.
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My first thoughts exactly.:o
Scientists should definitely get a sample of his DNA and check it against the status quo of homo sapiens!!!!:thumbup: :D :cool:

Any of youse guys that'd bite another guy's nads stay at least 30 feet away from me.
Anyone that'd bite a guy's nads just ain't ta be trusted, ever!!!! :eek: :barf:
Besides as tough as that big sumbeetch is he'd probably just enjoy it and want more and then what would y'all do hunh?....:rolleyes: :p ;)
 
"But what about your tone?"



Wife of Russian giant, speaking to the small, 61 year old security guard her husband had just severely beaten. "Why?" Said the guard, "I didn't say anything bad to you?"


munk
 
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