Another kind of bear

What if he was ever........ZOMBIFIED!!!!!!!!! :eek:

I need more khuks!:D :D
 
I need more khuks!

Here is a biggum; although, a sligshot might be better; especially from atop a sturdy five story building. :p

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Pssst.... you need a reach with this guy
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I'd have to have a khukuri with a modern handle on it. I have never understood how the old warriors managed to use those awkward looking things.:confused:
I've only seen one or two swords with that style of handle and they were too small for me to get my hand into to see how they handled.:(
It would be interesting to try one that fit just to see if those large flanges forced one to hold and use the knife in only a certain way.
That's the only reason I see a possible advantage in having them.
Anyone else?

And to tackle a fellow with a reach like the Russian gentleman methinks I'd want a 30" light Chitlangi.:thumbup: :D :cool:
 
It would be interesting to try one that fit just to see if those large flanges forced one to hold and use the knife in only a certain way.
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It is a little small for me but, it does seem to aid with retention and it certainly has a natural point to it. It fells a little like a colt 1911; you hold it and it nicely orients itself in your hand. It was probably a fast weapon to draw and swing.

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Oh, BTW that Russian guy has an 85" reach! (by comparison Mike Tyson has a 71" reach)

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I'd set my cryogenic chamber to run for 50 years or so. He'd be about 80 by the time I got out. Then I'd take away his cane and give him a good whoopin'. :p :)
 
WEll, since this is a family forum, I guess I better not say how I'd survive........bet I'd win though:D :foot: ;)
 
Shann said:
Damn. referring to Andre might be aging himself, but Don Leo Jonathon? Now THATS aging yourself. There probably ain't a dozen people on the board who know that name.
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I saw Don Leo fight the Giant twice ! He had a small part in Sylvester Stallones " Paradise Alley " It musta been a small part cause the only place I saw him was the credits .

I think the modern wrestlers are all right . They don,t seem to have as much style as the old crowd .
 
The weakness of any professional fighting style is that it always has rules - so unless you want to pit your own ninja skills against his, you need to 'fight dirty' as seen from his system.
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I dont know what "professional" means in this sentence, but any real fighting system has no rules other than "dont get killed."

My friend Mayhem was 6'6" , 350 pounds and he was killed by a single 9mm round. He was angry and running at the killer from close range.

this gets me upset to think about, but never ever let yourself think that humans are invulnerable to even the simplest forms of attack. There is no such thing as "too big" or "too tough."
 
It would be interesting to try one that fit just to see if those large flanges forced one to hold and use the knife in only a certain way.
That's the only reason I see a possible advantage in having them.
Anyone else?
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Pop your beer cap off ! L:O:L If it was made from silver ? You could cut it off and pay the national debt ! L:O:L You could hide behind it in shame for having such a weird looking knife .L:O:L Not many people know this but polished up they make a good signalling tool .

Stop your hand from slipping off if handle is slick with blood .
 
DannyinJapan said:
I dont know what "professional" means in this sentence, but any real fighting system has no rules other than "dont get killed."

My friend Mayhem was 6'6" , 350 pounds and he was killed by a single 9mm round. He was angry and running at the killer from close range.

this gets me upset to think about, but never ever let yourself think that humans are invulnerable to even the simplest forms of attack. There is no such thing as "too big" or "too tough."
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sorry, by professional I meant a regulated sport, ie boxing.
 
A guy that size who's a trained fighter? With no weapons?

Hell, I'd scream, "Uncle," if he gave me a dirty look.
 
mamav said:
WEll, since this is a family forum, I guess I better not say how I'd survive........bet I'd win though:D :foot: ;)
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hehehe...Gin's gotz skillz...:o :D :eek:
 
Runs With Scissors said:
I still think as long as I stayed firmly attached, at least he would think twice about playing basketball with my head.:D
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You should consider a bear fighting suit.

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I think the only safe place would be to sneak up and grab tufts of his back hair, nesting like a koala. He'd never even know I was there.
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That killed me, it really did. I almost did a "tv style" coffee spit on the keyboard:D
 
When I saw this pic the first thought that popped into my head was little kids having the age-old argument "I bet my dad could beat up YOUR dad" I bet this little guy never loses that one:eek:
 

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