Anti-stab knife

Soon it will be illegal for a stick to break in any resemblance of a sharp point. If a limb breaks on your property and leaves a jagged edge you will be subject to arrest. Government workers will comb the parks and busy their selves sawing off any broken sharp limbs. In the interest of public safety.
All dogs will have to have their teeth capped with rubber and if anyone is seen making a fist they will be arrested. People with unusually sharp pointy teeth will have to have them registered and a permit issued to keep them. People of unstable disposition will have theirs capped with rubber like all dogs.
Ah yes the kitchen knife it's a real thorn in the side of getting any sort of a effective ban going on sharp metal objects. Sewing scissors and kitchen knifes. Must really give the knife banners fits when they consider just how hard it is to get by without some potentially deadly sharp objects in all households.:D
 
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flashlife said:
The cameras probably work quite well to document 'hate crimes', ie, any hostility (deserved or otherwise) against a 'protected class'. Or any type of 'anti-social' behavior...of which public drunkneness is apparently not one:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ents-vomit-and-collapse-after-wild-party.html
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it isn't as such.
if they where violent, agressive or otherwise actively going out of their way to cause trouble, they could be arrested on a "drunk and disorderly" charge.
if it was the same people doing it repeatedly and causing indirect trouble, they might get an "anti-social behaviour order" to stop it (the breaking of which I believe comes under "contempt of court") but those can only realy be given to individuals, and from the story this only happens once a year, with different people each time.

as for the news article:
1) bunch of students get drunk: whats new?
2) it's a particulay heavy bout as they have finished exams: so, see 1.
3) it's in public because the university has stopped them doing it in private: that's the universities fault.
4) it's in daylight: and (insert city name) center doesn't look like that every sunday at closing time? only with more violence, slightly less studenty ness (I.e. likely to be wearing less in the way of stupid costumes, and without such antics as jelly wrestling).

hell, I've seen scouts network (over 18's) camps that look a lot like that, only with more tents, and longer.
 
In 1669, King Louis XIV of France decreed all pointed knives on the street or the dinner table illegal, and he had all knife points ground down to reduce violence.

An old idea that worked so well reborn .......
 
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Oh, I thought of a new slogan!

"Give up your rights, it's fun!"

It doesn't rhyme but oh well, everyone join in!:rolleyes:
 
Stab proof knives ?
So by that logic baseball bats must all be made of sponge rubber so you can't beat someone to death. You can still hit that little plastic ball with it. Woo hoo !!
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I don't know about all of you, but having an antistab knife, I would would get stab happy just holding it. Better work too or I might get myself in trouble. Besides they are stupid they think they can suppress the manifestation of a problem instead of just trying to fix the source. (drugs, drug dealers, unemployment, lack of education, poverty, patterns of domestic violence and whatever else)
 
Jhansenak47 said:
Besides they are stupid they think they can suppress the manifestation of a problem instead of just trying to fix the source. (drugs, drug dealers, unemployment, lack of education, poverty, patterns of domestic violence and whatever else)
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WELL SAID !
And, yes, they are stupid. Blaming the knife instead of the person wielding it. Just like guns.
 
You know, I think that calling a knife "anti-stab" in and of itself isn't wise. It sets a challenge! :D I know the first thing I'd do with an anti-stab knife is see how much stuff I could actually poke it through. :p
 
A reasonable strong person with the proper motivation would be able to stab someone with that ...

Jealousy is a great motivator in a lot of settings where kitchen knifes would be used ...
 
If the British have a problem with knife assaults, maybe they should ask themselves WHY they have the problem in the first place and start fixing the problem, instead of wasting time and insulting the intelligence of their citizens and endangering their lives by considering stupidity like this.
 
this will not put a end to stabbing its totally not about the knives in general its just the people whoo use them most of you hear the term guns dont kill people. people kill people. By that terms it not the knife magically stabbing someone its the person. so knives dont kill people its the people who are abusing them. So if some people are going out stabbing people the government should throw them in jail for life not punish all knive collecters and some people that make collecting knives their hobby. Dont torture them because they have not done anything wrong to begin with so fight for your rights and go to www.kniferights.org and mail your government a letter on how you feel this certain situation should be dealt with.
 
I honestly don't see how a paring knife can be useful without a point... I actually think the same for a chef's knife to a lesser degree as well.
 
bammann45 said:
I honestly don't see how a paring knife can be useful without a point... I actually think the same for a chef's knife to a lesser degree as well.
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Yup, there's a reason chef's aren't using sheepsfoot parers and santoku much.

I think it's obvious why knife assaults are increasing in Britain. There aren't enough guns. Just put a gun in every kitchen and watch stabbings decrease.

Seriously though, people have been killing each other since the beginning. This isn't news. It's basic human nature. I don't see it going away anytime soon.
 
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