I think Jackknife and some others hit the nail on the head. Pipes take time. They take time to prepare and to maintain. Pipes take time and a bit of attention to smoke. And to save your tongue and get any enjoyment, they take time, practice, and discipline to learn how to smoke correctly. That's just the opposite of our "on demand world." Society is a 24/7/365 constant stream of instant flow. So much flow we can't even make sense of most of it.
Pipes by their nature are instruments of relaxation, introspection, and contemplation. They are for reliving a day or a moment, cherishing a time that in all likelihood was spent at a slower pace. A quiet day on the stream or lake. A bird hunt that included plenty of time to appreciate your surroundings. A pipe or two was surely savored during those times too. Naturally then, a pipe will add a bit more solidity to those memories.
Growing up and as an adult I associated pipes with outdoorsmen, thinking men, or even that old farmer who gave things just a little more consideration and thought. Pipes seemed to me to be the province of men who were just a little more refined, a little more genteel, even if they were common as an old shoe and lived in a shack in the woods.
Today our society is about hard, fast, and excessive. Even fishing has become an extreme sport. The fishing shows I used to watch were about the journey and the experience. Time was taken to enjoy the surroundings, to be thankful for being there, and to enjoy playing a fish as the ultimate reward. A good fight was a fine thing. And that's how I went about my fishing. Now it's all about tournament style fishing. So many shows are about tournament fishing where the guy uses gear that lets him rip a fish out of the water as soon as it bites so he can toss it into the live well and get back out there to rip out the next pounds and ounces of fish needed to win. That's the stuff a dip of snuff in your lip so you don't have to bother with handling anything while you do your best to rip fish out of the water way.
Let's see, slower pace, time invested in learning how to do it right, thoughtfulness and contemplation, gentleness. Nope, sorry, those don't really fit with general society these days. You might even say such attitudes might be considered improper by the mainstream these days.
I have noticed however, that just like with traditional knives, there are the uncommon young fellows who take to the pipe. Not a lot, but there are some who seem to be drawn to many of the attributes of the pipe and who seem to enjoy experiencing and learning about the different tobaccos and blends, and their history. I say good for them.
As far as a pipe tool. A fellow on here remembered I smoked a pipe and tossed in a neat little tool when sending me a knife once. It's in a box with some other knives at another desk at the moment so I don't know what brand it is. However, it is a well made, nifty thing that could almost pass for a peanut sized harness jack. The blade is good enough you could actually carry the thing in place of your peanut. When I take it out and handle it and maybe cut a little with it, I'm reminded that someone thought enough of me to pass it my way. Someone who was quite helpful in getting my collection started with some quality stuff when I wasn't able to get much of anything. Of course, it did start a fever that seemed to burn for a few months when I had some extra dollars to enlarge my modest collection with. Hmmm, I don't think my wife would be as grateful as I am.
Here's a thought. You even see someone road racing with a lit pipe in hand? (Tobacco pipe that is.)