Any Rednecks?

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I'm one and I would like to know if there anymore out there. What kind of Knives do you carry/clip to back pocket?

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Me: That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.
Them: No, That’s a fork.
 
Just southwest Baltimore (balmer, hon) white trash here
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YeeeHaaawwww!!! Small Sebenza on week days and large Sebenza on weekends. Wilkins mini thorn around my neck. Guess the 'benzas make me kind of a yuppie redneck?!?!

How 'bout them Cornhuskers! What better evidence that I am a redneck than that last statement!
Tom
 
I was born elsewhere, raised elsewhere, but I'm a real Redneck at heart.
 
Definition Please?

I suppose you're going to say you know if you are, and I aint. But really, I am curious.
 
Oh-Boy Paracelsus you started it now.

You know your a redneck if:
You go to family reunions to pick up women.
Your house has wheels but none of your cars do.
If there ain't no fork in your family tree.
If you use your belt buckle for a form of I.D.

LET THE REDNECK JOKES BEGIN

John Yeackley


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http://www.toptexknives.com/yeackley.htm My contribution to the world of knife fanatics.


 
Born in the hills of East Tennessee...

Living amidst the corn now...

I reckon I could be called a redneck.

Usually, my small sebenza is with me when I am driving in my pickup truck with my dawg. No gunrack yet, though.

You may be a redneck if:

...you think God looks alot like Hank Williams, Jr.
...if your porch collapsed it would kill more than 2 dogs.
...your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
...you've ever used your belt buckle for ID.

etc.

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Clay Fleischer
clay_fleischer@yahoo.com
AKTI Member A000847

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

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I don't think this term should be used, nor the term "white trash". If it is wrong to use terms like "wetb**k", and "ni**er" to refer to other races, it should be considered wrong to use terms like "redneck" and "white trash" to refer to my race.

JK
 
I'm a redneck and damn proud of it! I keep a delica clipped in my back pocket,and pliars on my belt. I won a big belt buckle at a horse show that I would use for I.D, but I never got a chance to have my name engraved on it
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Maybe I should get some nickle silver and make on that my driver's license will slide into
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Does anyone else wish duct tape came in pocket size rolls?

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Fix it right the first time, use Baling Wire !
 
Jackyl...Cracker is good!! I am living in Montana,and I dare say my porch would kill at least three dogs if it fell off the side of my house!! If that makes me a 'neck' then I are one and proud of it!!

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Tis better to be the hunter......than the hunted
 
I forgot the main question for this post, I carry a CRKT Apache at work, and a Lighfoot 460 after work, multi is always there.

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Tis better to be the hunter......than the hunted
 
Don't know if I fully qualify as full blood redneck. My house don't have wheels no more, we drug it off when I finished my stick built house, but I can shoot off the front porch if that counts. Its got a metal roof,that should help. My #2 pickup is religated to trash runs, weekend chores and firewood collectin. Yep a dogs on a chain cause if I let em both run together they take off for a day or more, so one stays on the chain to keep the other one 'home'. No gun racks in the vehicles, but its what ya can't see is whats important. Current carry is a slicked bm750 courtesy of fellow forumite, thanks Rich, along with a variety of other tools at easy reach. I don't normally put too many 'tags' on people but I suspect that all of us are at least 'partial' redneck, which by the way is NOT an unkind thing.

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Only perfect practice makes perfect
 
I probably have the reddest neck of all and I wear it with pride. (Next to my daddy of course.)
 
I'm worse than a redneck; I'm a Yankee cracker. I carry a Military with pride.
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I am somewhat confused as I was born in the South ….

South Jersey that is …

And now I live in the North … more specifically North Carolina.

All I know for sure is that there is an Emmerson Commander in my right back pocket.
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“We are the pilgrims masters; we shall go, always, a little farther.”
 
Red necks, white socks and Blue Ribbon beer!

Got my Almite Walker in my back pocket as I type.

On the other hand, having grown up in that pinko, liberal city by the bay, San Francisco, I drive an SUV instead of a pick-up and my dogs are probably sleeping on the living room couch about now.

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Dave

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of More Knives
 
The only way to know if you are a redneck is to go buy the Jeff Foxworthy books and read them. If they fit, then you are a redneck, if not, then you have had a good laugh. Paracelsus, he also makes the point that neither place of residence nor place of birth determines redneck status.

I fit; therefore, I am.

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Walk in the Light,
Hugh Fuller

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