You know what I hate? Political Correctness. And having to be careful so as not to hurt someone's feelings. And someone telling me that if I spank my 3 year old she'll hate me and have a self esteem problem. I hate Equal Opportunity, because it's anything but that. And lump affirmative action in with that one. I hate being told how to look, how to act, what I can and can't have. I'm tired of being told what to eat. I'm tired of people wasting 90% of their time on 10% of the problem. What's it your business how much I drink? I'm tired of snake oil selling politicians, and laws that aren't enforced. I'm tired of punk kids who don't have any respect because no one ever turned them over their knee. I'm tired of everyone worrying about the homeless, when elderly people are rotting in nasty homes so no one has to be burdened of the thought of growing old. I'm tired of tree huggers worrying about whales in a frigging ocean I've never heard of while children in America starve to death. I'm sick of hearing about who the president banged, who gives a rat's ass. Don't even talk to me about racism. Buttholes are buttholes, there's no getting around that. But if you can't relax, and make fun of yourself every now and then, then joke you! Here's what you do: Spank kids, care for and fully respect the elderly, and make people make their own way for a change, that'll teach them. As a matter of fact, get rid of this social security crap and welfare alltogether, and force people to learn to care for, respect, and help each other out once again.
Did I mention my knife is a MUDT?
Thank you for your patience.