Any riddles tonight?

[Adian]

We kicked off the new year strong with the V8, any riddles coming tonight?

 

[panoz77]

Hickory dickory dock...

 

[Adian]

A box without hinges key or lid, yet inside golden treasure is hid! (Extra points if you know the source of the riddle)

 

[Apocryphiliac]

What's black and white and red all over?

 

[Apocryphiliac]

A box without hinges key or lid, yet inside golden treasure is hid! (Extra points if you know the source of the riddle)

Egg, precious!

 

[panoz77]

If you feed me I grow, if you give me drink I die.

 

[shunsui]

What's purple and lives in the sea ?

 

[Adian]

What's black and white and red all over?

But a book of course

 

[panoz77]

But a book of course

Or newspaper.

 

[panoz77]

What's purple and lives in the sea ?

Spongebob with the flu?

 

[Adian]

If you feed me I grow, if you give me drink I die.

Fire

 

[Apocryphiliac]

But a book of course

Or newspaper.

No, no, no... That would be "read" all over. The answer to this question is obvious. It's a skunk with diaper rash!

 

[Adian]

A man goes into town and needs a haircut. There are only two barbers. The first barber has a very clean shop but a really bad haircut. The second barber has a wonderful haircut but a dirty shop. Which barber does the man go to?

 

[shunsui]

Spongebob with the flu?

Moby Grape
And just because it's Monday....

 

[StealthCaliber]

No guess thread on the v8 dagger either. Musta ended after the shop credit grab bags

 

[hydeinmind]

As I was traveling to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens. Kitts, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

 

[Apocryphiliac]

As I was traveling to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens. Kitts, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

I'm thinking just one--you, the traveler?

 

[Babalu32]

What's pink and sweeps the bottom of the sea?












Moby's Dick

 

[hydeinmind]

I'm thinking just one--you, the traveler?

Winner winner chicken dinner lol

 

[Mmm...bacon]

I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

















Peanut butter.