Any riddles tonight?

Adian said:
A man goes into town and needs a haircut. There are only two barbers. The first barber has a very clean shop but a really bad haircut. The second barber has a wonderful haircut but a dirty shop. Which barber does the man go to?
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The one with the clean shop. Neither barber cut his own hair, they each cut the others hair.
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What do you have while sitting, but not when standing?
 
I've figured it out- Jerry, he put so much into the FMV8, the mental determination, the sweat equity, the mistakes, the rejections, the ones that just weren't right- He's suffering from a form of bladesmith PTSD, he's completely drained after producing the baddest fighting dagger to ever reflect light.
Even Yoda needed a nap ..... for a week ;)

btw Bossman, Can you imagine how awesome stabilized black palm would look on a nuked unit? ... :oops:
 
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