This is hilarious! Stop ripping on the design because YOU can't sharpen it!
I can...I chose not to. I also guarantee when I'm done with it, it would be the best edge you've ever seen on a blade. I once spent over a month on a poorly sharpened factory edge. It had to be reprofiled and recentered before the final convex edge was finished to hair splitting sharpness. That blade is still sharper then most factory edges 25 years later.