Anyone have a bidet in their home?

L6steel

L6steel

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I'm thinking about getting a bidet and thought I'd ask you guys about it first. They're a lot more expensive than I thought. Anyone use one on a regular basis.
Thanks!
 
Lmao, nope Mongo, just tired of wipin my big butt ten times and still not feelin clean. :D
 
How did I know that Rhesus Feces would be chiming in on this thread? ;) :D

Mike, have you tried those flushable wipes they sell in the drug store. They work wonders when the blades on the old turdcutter aren't as sharp as they used to be. :D
 
I have some of those preperation H wipes and they are great when you need em but I guess I just wanna try new technology out, lol.
 
L6steel said:
I'm thinking about getting a bidet and thought I'd ask you guys about it first. They're a lot more expensive than I thought. Anyone use one on a regular basis.
Thanks!
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They have them in the restrooms at all Wal-Mart stores....they are called urinals! I grew up in Alabama and went into one there over twenty years ago and sure enough someone had backed right up to a urinal and pinched one right off! The urinal was the kind that didn't have much water collecting at the bottom so I guess they just backed up all the way to the porcelan :barf:

You'd have to be awfully brave to get that task accomplished before someone walked in on you :D
 
or ya would have to be an awfully lot like an animal lol. some folks have had no home training i suppose.
 
hehe I have one in Japan...its quite common to find that function in many different types of toilets...the biggest maker is toto...
the first time I came across a keypad attached to the bowl(in Jpn many yrs ago)...I figured out what it was but I wanted to see it in action so after I was done...I pressed the button but nothing happened. So I figured aha! maybe its pressure sensitive and needs weight on the seat to work...so I leaned on the seat and pressed the button...nothing
I was kinda startin to get a bit frustrated with it so I was gonna give it 1 last try to see it work...so I kneeled down on the seat and pressed the button...this little bar slowly came out of the back of the bowl and I was thinking holy $hit this is kinda cool and split second later I got blasted in the face with lovely lukewarm water :foot: :barf: :D

So anyway I'm not a big fan of "using" the bidet function but the women love it and I absolutely LOVE the fact that the seats are heated
 
A while back I was in Melbourn on business. One client had recently remodeled his shop and included a bidet in the employee wash room. When anyone asks about it he replies, "Would you rather eat off of a plate that was washed, or just wiped?"
 
My ex-girlfriend wanted one real bad. I bought her one of those detachable, multi-mode showerheads and told her to hang her important parts over the tub and use that instead.
 
Blais said:
My ex-girlfriend wanted one real bad. I bought her one of those detachable, multi-mode showerheads and told her to hang her important parts over the tub and use that instead.
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Let me guess...


Now she spends at least 30 minutes more per dump than she used to and comes out with a peculiar glow?
:D
 
GronK said:
A while back I was in Melbourn on business. One client had recently remodeled his shop and included a bidet in the employee wash room. When anyone asks about it he replies, "Would you rather eat off of a plate that was washed, or just wiped?"
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I think I would still prefer to eat my food off a plate that has only been wiped, than eat the same food out of a hosed-down butt crack.
 
L6steel said:
Lmao, nope Mongo, just tired of wipin my big butt ten times and still not feelin clean. :D
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Repeat after me...S#$T, Shower, Shave...Done in that order every day...No need for a bidet.

Otherwise get some diaper wipes that can be flushed.


Paul
 
Without antagonism,
A friend's elderly and somewhat physically heavier than desired and not real mobile parent has a special toilet that, if you push the buttons, will operate to wash what you can't reach with toilet paper anymore.....might look into that before a separate unit (bidet) to wash with. I might be wrong, but I thought a bidet was mainly for Ladies to wash their "private area" with....
Check out a washing toilet.......that does the job for a different, but similar reason....
No BS intended....trying to be helpful.....
 
I was brought up in a simple way. There was a roll of paper provided and spare under the sink if the roll ran out. It wasn't perfumed, tufted, quilted, or coated with hand lotion. But, it was there and you were happy to use it (and not by the yard either, "That stuff doesn't grow on trees, you know!" "Ah... well... actually, it does." "Don't talk back.")

Now we have men, American men, who use bidets? The same species of American men who won two world wars, who conquered the West, survived the Dust Bowl and the Depression, who built skyscrapers and railroads, who have walked the ocean floors and the moon's face, these American men are now using bidets? Say it ain't so!?! How did this happen? Have we really sunk so low that we can't even wipe our own behinds anymore? Oh, the embarrassment, the utter humiliation of it. Bin Laden is right; western civilization is hopelessly lost.

And now we have toilets that catch fire? How is this a step forward?

Come on people. Be real, American men. There is a roll of paper there. Be thankful for it and use it (and not by the yard; that stuff doesn't grow on trees, ya' know.)

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