Anyone have a bidet in their home?

[Shoki]

You could always rig a garden hose to spray your brown-eye after dropping the kids off at the pool. Sort of like a redneck bidet.

 

[pcnorton]

You could always rig a garden hose to spray your brown-eye after dropping the kids off at the pool. Sort of like a redneck bidet.

How about a revenge bidet?

Just remeber not to use your own nozzle...lol



or this from the kids toy box..

The squirt gun alone I find wrong in so many ways.

 

[RobbW]

I have a bidet; it's worth it's weight in Doziers, and I'd never want to be without one. It's like having hot-water plumbing--once you experience it you never want to be without again.

The bidet is not just for using after you go to the bathroom--in fact, usually I don't. But my wife and I DO use it after another activity and it's great for that. Plus it really helps her during that time of the month--and that helps me.

We have the kind where the water flows out the front (as you face it) AND sprays from the bottom. (well, you choose one or the other or both with a dial) Both are useful, but for different purposes. If you've got the choice, why not get one?

"My ex-girlfriend wanted one real bad. I bought her one of those detachable, multi-mode showerheads and told her to hang her important parts over the tub and use that instead."

Not saying this is the reason she's your ex-girlfriend, but my wife could never leave me for a man without a bidet. j/k

 

[Mongo]

"My ex-girlfriend wanted one real bad. I bought her one of those detachable, multi-mode showerheads and told her to hang her important parts over the tub and use that instead."

Not saying this is the reason she's your ex-girlfriend, but my wife could never leave me for a man without a bidet. j/k

AHAH! I figured it out, Mike ain't a Frenchy, or maybe not even a metrosexual.... He's after RobbW's Wife!

 

[RobbW]

Not a chance, Mongo. When all's said and done, I'm sure my bidet will measure up juuust fine. Um, what were we talking about again?

 

[L6steel]

Ok ok ok, geez guys, I'll nix the bidet idea and stay an all American butt wiper! Crap, pun intended, I just wanted some info on the butt washers. Maybe the Fuller brush company makes a butt brush, ya think?

 

[Dr. Mudd]

I'll bet John "The Breck Girl" Edwards has one. Why not ask him how he likes it? Not even a high pressure bidet could clean up some of those other libs like Kennedy, Kerry, Shrillary, Biden, etc. They are way too full of **it!

You could stop eating all that sausage and other greasy, nasty stuff we were both probably raised on, and I'll bet that would help your problem. :barf: I'm a long way from being a vegetarian, but bananas, apples, V8 juice, and salads (good ones with meat, ham, chicken, tuna, cheese, etc. in them) will help, too.

Or you could just use a "Muslim bidet." They keep a little pot of water beside the toilet that they dip their left hands into and wipe their backsides with. Most of them haven't learned to appreciate toilet paper yet, nor many other items that are so common in Western Civilization.

 

[Cougar Allen]

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A warning has been issued.

 

[Cougar Allen]

Gentlebeings, this is a serious question. Let's make some attempt at serious answers, difficult as it may seem for some of us....

 

[silenthunterstudios]

Adam Carolla said it would be easier to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with water than with paper towels!

Like others have said, just wash more!

 

[never too sharp]

Check out my avatar... that's Kandoo. He'll help you get your ass clean. Don't let Gollnick immasculate you; you shouldn't be derided for not wanting to smell like an arab. I work with a guy who is REAL fat. He's not a dirty person, but every once in a while he just smells like ass.

In many asian countries, they keep a pan full of water and a ladle next to chamber pot. When the business is done they splash and pat dry. I prefer friction, myself. A middle of the road t.p. is essential -- the cheap stuff doesn't cut it and the expensive stuff feels like wiping your ass with a washcloth(or so I assume).

Wipe on, you crazy diamond!

 

[tortoise]

I believe that, contrary to what some are turning the bidet into, a luxury item to get oneself "extra clean," it is in fact originally intended for use by those who do not bathe every day.

Lacking a daily shower, one's undercarriage is the most likely part of the anatomy to become rank from perspiration, et al. Therefore, those parts specifically can be spot-cleaned with the bidet. Many smaller older European hotels do not have showers in the rooms, but do have bidets for this purpose. One washes up in the sink, then rinses down below with the bidet.

It is not an ultra-hygeine device. Quite the contrary. It's to make-do without a bath.

 

[fracmeister]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

 

[PhilL]

Repeat after me...S#$T, Shower, Shave...Done in that order every day...No need for a bidet.

That's my routine as well.

I did have a client that my company helped get a US Patent on a device that could be attached to any standard toilet and provide a bidet feature. It was a great design and very affordable. I keep looking for it to come on the market. I have one of the original prototypes that the inventor made, but I never installed it. Because my routine every day is...S#$T, Shower, Shave...Done in that order every day...No need for a bidet.

 

[Bufford]

Ask your surgeon to install a collostomy. You will never need to wash your bum ever again. Heck toilets are optional. Just bag it up, save it and unload anywhere anytime.

There was a cook who had one, and the gravy on the fries seemed questionable by odor, but looked just like regular gravy. That's why its best to bring lunch from home.

 

[kl101]

Used on business trip to Japan. They are awesome! Only way to go!

 

[guitarted]

Or you could just use a "Muslim bidet." They keep a little pot of water beside the toilet that they dip their left hands into and wipe their backsides with. Most of them haven't learned to appreciate toilet paper yet, nor many other items that are so common in Western Civilization.

No more western propaganda about our toilets please.

Actually, Muslim toilets use a hose that gets water with pressure. similar to this

toilets look something like this

nowadays, We have both the western one because its easier for old folks and the eastern one because some old folks cant get used to the western ones , like this:

No more western propaganda about our toilets please.

 

[Tom Militano]

Mike, you really need to get back to knifemaking, soon!

 

[Robert H]

I used of those in Spain. Very strange. Hard to use while wearing pants, I thought, although the "foot pad" things were much farther apart. I saw the Spanish soldiers just sitting down on the concrete and letting fly. Somehow that just doesn't seem right to me.

 

[Guntotin_fool]

I built a house on spec a couple of years ago and decided to add one just for the showyness of it. Well we ended up living in that house for a few months after someone wanted our house way more than we did. After a little while my wife decided that she really liked the Idea. And yes, it is like a touch up shower for the wedding bits.