anyone over 40 ever had this happen

Thats funny.
I had a colonoscopy .... i entered the room and got on the table and they wheeled me in the next room. To my surprise, the walls looked like the walls in my garage with chalk outlines of where each tool gets hung on the pegboard. I looked up at this really long tube about the size of a 5/8" heater hose x 3' long and asked what it was. He replied "That's the tube we attach to the scope" just as the verset was injected into my IV....... I dozed off screaming no way your putting that thing in mmmmm........................... (out like a light)
I woke up violated, mortified and and farting like a Blazing Cowboys Cowpoke eating beans at the bonfire for about 4 hours after.
I'm still haunted to this day after that .
To top it off, the nurse who assited him with the procedure was drop dead gorgeous. How humiliating!
Sucks getting old :(
 
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PorcupineMtns66 said:
Thats funny.
I had a colonoscopy .... i entered the room and got on the table and they wheeled me in the next room. To my surprise, the walls looked like the walls in my garage with chalk outlines of where each tool gets hung on the pegboard. I looked up at this really long tube about the size of a 5/8" heater hose x 3' long and asked what it was. He replied "That's the tube we attach to the scope" just as the verset was injected into my IV....... I dozed off screaming no way your putting that thing in mmmmm........................... (out like a light)
I woke up violated, mortified and and farting like a Blazing Cowboys Cowpoke eating beans at the bonfire for about 4 hours after.
I'm still haunted to this day after that .
To top it off, the nurse who assited him with the procedure was drop dead gorgeous. How humiliating!
Sucks getting old :(
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I wish I could give you a grammy for that post. I laughed harder reading your reply than at the OP's video :D

At the same time you gave me reason to look forward to a shortened lifespan so I don't have to go through the same experience, LOL
 
PorcupineMtn66, I just had soda shoot out my nose at a speed never recorded. That was down right funny as all hell.

Thank you, my night is complete now.
 
PorcupineMtns66 said:
Thats funny.
I had a colonoscopy .... i entered the room and got on the table and they wheeled me in the next room. To my surprise, the walls looked like the walls in my garage with chalk outlines of where each tool gets hung on the pegboard. I looked up at this really long tube about the size of a 5/8" heater hose x 3' long and asked what it was. He replied "That's the tube we attach to the scope" just as the verset was injected into my IV....... I dozed off screaming no way your putting that thing in mmmmm........................... (out like a light)
I woke up violated, mortified and and farting like a Blazing Cowboys Cowpoke eating beans at the bonfire for about 4 hours after.
I'm still haunted to this day after that .
To top it off, the nurse who assited him with the procedure was drop dead gorgeous. How humiliating!
Sucks getting old :(
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Good GAWD!!! You farted in front of a hot nurse!!! :eek: Oh... the humanity... That ranks right up there with showing up to school in your underwear as far as nightmares go. Scary stuff, man! :eek:

It almost sounds like an alien abduction... ;) I keep my NMFBM by my bedside for just such an encounter. Alien abduction can be ugly... REAL ugly... they ain't gettin' me without a serious chance at getting dismembered!!!
 
On a serious note:
Don't let my post put any of you off about having this done. You don't feel a thing or know its happening. After 40, everyone should get this done every ten years to make sure any polyps that grow/form in there haven't turned cancerous and to check for colon cancer in general. They noose the polyps and snip them off if they see them. This is all done thru the "Heater hose" which has a camera on its end and the ability to slip other tools thru the tube as they go along. You don't feel anything during or after if they do this. The post gas issue is from the doctor blowing air into your colon as he moves along to expand it for good clear view and to expand it to navigate tight turns. It's quite comical afterwards.
 
dbltap45acp said:
PorcupineMtn66, I just had soda shoot out my nose at a speed never recorded. That was down right funny as all hell.

Thank you, my night is complete now.
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Confuscious say....It better to blow soda thru nose than power fart in front of hot nurse!
 
er a yeah....:o




....... but a prostate biopsy is a real study in violation and anticipated horror.



Funny clip.
 
Was it on Family Guy where Stewie is talking about being grown up and says something like, "I drank a cup of coffee and gave myself a prostate exam this morning. . . I should have done it the other way around." ROTFL!
 
According to my Doc. , if there's no medical history of prostate or colon problems in the family,,,, a blood test of some type can be used to check for such problems (YES, this is a new thing) ,,,,,,, rather than, entering through the out door. I like my Doc. Don't hafta Battle Mistress his ass!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D
 
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