April Challenge. Winner Announced!!!!!!!!

Haze. Switch to decaf buddy. This was a joke. There is no contest. I was just taking a break from homework and decided to have some fun. Yes I am an idiot / moron. No I was not drunk / on drugs. Life is too short to take everything seriously. I’m actually curious what made you think this was a survival entry contest? Or for that matter what type of contest would have these as legitimate entries? If you can think of one, count me in.

As a side note I do think potato bread would offer the best compromise between durability and softness.
 
Dude, I drink heavyweight motor oil for breakfast. I figured I you could eat a crayon, you could handle being called a moron... All said in fun, no harm meant. Moron.
 
I'm just making sure your ok. You sounded upset. Of all the things I've been called, I would consider moron almost a compliment. No harm, no foul.
 
I dunno, when my girlfriends cat got sick and diarrhea'd all over my office chair, I covered it with newspaper and pillows. And half a bottle of carpet cleaner.
 
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