That's assuming, Steve, something hasn't 'happened' to Cliff or Jerry or even Chewbacca for that matter - whichever incarnation is now current.
On the basis of the forgoing, I have some concerns about looking for him/it in Loch Ness. There may not be any SEAL teams left. They may decline to assist, given the colourful history. Even if we can get one, luck might then have it that they are equipped with Mad Dogs which slough off G10 at the first hint of rain etc. It goes on and on.
Of course it may turn out to be altogether different. It would be prudent I think, to put out a Worldwide APB - be on the lookout for a highly schyzophrenic individual attending Jenny Craig seminars, muttering "INFI" like a mantra and with a penchant for cutting up the carrot sticks with a Battle Mistress. Yes I realise this might result in some (further) unnecessary aggravation for Ren the Devil's Trailboss, but we'll just have to take that risk.
We'll see...
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Steve I'm as cool as Au's like to be. Anyway I certainly have no axe to grind with you. I'm in no doubt you are one of the most knowledgeable people here and respect that.
At the same time, Cliff is also someone I have a lot of respect for, as I've said before. It's more a cumulative thing than specific to this thread, but I get a bit 'lit up' myself, when I encounter what might be construed as dismissive responses to what he has to say.
It is still unclear to me what your entire basis was for the "completely false" remark, but I take your point about the "military test".