Are knives male or female?

Nick, We'd be more inclined to accept your apologies if you just post more picture of that gorgeous blond who slums around with you. :D


Such as this one.​
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They sometimes hurt me, cause me to spend long hours working, require being anal about small details regarding their appearance, and to collectors are a constant money sink....obviously knives are female.
 
How about The Iron Mistress? Or Ed Fowler's article, "Lady Knife" in Blade Magazine (June, 2005)?

I've given knicknames to some knives I work on. A nice, curvy blade with a dark coating I sold was called "Black Betty" (female) One curvy blade that snapped during Heat Treat was called "Beeotch" (female, canine). A D2 combat blade in the works is called "Maris" (male, from the short story "Tin Soldier" by Joan Vinge).

I guess I could call the nondescript, androgynous blades I've made "Pat" or "Chris" :)
 
Esav Benyamin said:
Latin also uses grammatical gender. Knife and sword are masculine: cultellus and gladius. Sheath is feminine: vagina.
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I've never heard a sheath called a "vagina" before,... but I guess it makes sense. :)

Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Cooch
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Na na
Lala
Cho cho
Bojingo!
Hooha
Hooch
Snooch
Chatch
Meat curtains... etc. :)
 
Wow, this thread went down hill fast!
I don't have a name for my dong but, he hangs around with a couple of nuts named "Mike & Matt"!:eek:
Mace;)
 
My donkey hangs around with Alotta Vashina. :)

... and a pair of very large twins named Cantina and Cantinessa.
 
NickWheeler said:
I work at a mill Sam... It is required that we talk like idiots all day, every day.

I most often leave that side of me at the mill (you know, it includes using the "F" word at least once in every sentence).... But I am making an exception here, just for you buddy... so here is some phalic slang for 'ya :)

(since you mentioned my terminology) ;)

Harry Johnson
Harry Wang
The little soldier.
Willie
Dick
Cock (roosters are known for getting up in the morning)
Summer Sausage
The wild bologna pony.
The head that thinks for me.
My little pony.
The "Package"
Unit
The Tool
Power Drill
Jack Hammer
Schlong (for some it should be called Schort.)
Weiner
Frankfurter
Larry
Jack-in-the-box
Noodle
Captain Winkie
Better than chocolate
"IT"
The one eyed monster.
The magic wand.
The joystick
The Salamander
The Snake (a.k.a. Boa)
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i didn't say this earlier I didn't want to cross the line but since we have done that a couple times now what about the purple head yogurt spitter
 
I we are going to start listing all of the different names, this thread could go on for a long time. OK, how bout "blue veined throbber".
 
Nick. I was not offended at all. This thread was intended to be light hearted. As long as we have gone over the edge of good taste. I don't have a name for mine but I could go for purple headed f*** hammer. Thanks to every one who answered this post. It made me smile after a long day at work. Greg
 
Don't forget "Dolly Dagger", by uncle Jimi! :)


Here comes, dolly dagger
Her love so heavy gonna make you stagger
Dolly dagger
She drinks the blood from a jagged edge
Ah, drink up baby

Been ridin' broomsicks since she was fifteen
Blow out all the other witches on the scene
She got a bull whip just as long as your life
Her tong can even scratch the soul out of the devil's wife

Well, i seen her in action at the players choice
Turn all the love men into donut boys
Hey red hot momma, you'd better step aside
This chick's gonna turn you to a block of ice
Look out

Here comes, dolly dagger
Her love so heavy gonna make you stagger baby
Dolly dagger
She drinks the blood from a jagged edge
Right on
Drink up baby
Hey!

Yeah, look at old burnt out superman
Tryin' to shoot his dust on the sun
Captain comic is the man on the run
On the words of love
Do they ever touch dolly brown
Better get in some highway and clear outta town

Here comes dolly dagger
Her love's so heavy, gonna make you stagger
Dolly dagger
She ain't satisfied 'til she get what she's after
She drinks the blood from the jagged edge
Look out baby here comes your master
Alright
Watch out there baby
Gonna give a little bit of that

Dolly heavy mama
Get it on get it on get it on

Etc.
 
Mace said:
Wow, this thread went down hill fast!
I don't have a name for my dong but, he hangs around with a couple of nuts named "Mike & Matt"!:eek:
Mace;)
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It's amazing how those nuts manage to dwarf him, eh? Looks like a pair of beach balls flanking a chopstick!:eek::D:D:D


...why aren't you in the shop, anyway?;)
 
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