Are we all crazy?

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Jebadiah_Smith

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I saw this on knifeforums and had to post it, here is the link:

http://www.knifeforums.com/ubbthrea...47453&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1

Greetings: Avatard
This is greatheart here. Uncle Bill's Khukuri Blem sales only show up one or two or sometimes three times a week at the blades forum site. So just keep ckecking in daily until you spot one of them and email Uncle Bill immediately on the khukuri that you want.
If you wait very long before making up your mind on which Khukuri you want to buy, odds are that it will be gone. Those Blades Forums guys are something else. Those characters snap up those khukuris on the blem sales quicker than an alligator snapping up fresh chicken being tossed to him ( snap, snap and the chicken and the khukuris are all gone-gone until the next blem sale and then it is snap-snap all over again). They are addicted real bad to khukuris over there on that blades forum site. Hey, buddy, I'm not making this up. I'm telling you the truth about that bunch over there.
They would trade their dog to Uncle Bill for a khukuri, if Uncle Bill would accept a dog trade for khukuris. Now you tell me, What kind of guy would trade his dog for a khukuri? I'll tell you -- some guy that is addicted to the idea that he just has to have one more khukuri to make his life complete.
So, if you want a blemished khukuri, you had better keep a sharp eye out for Uncle Bill's blem khukuri sale and jump on it just soon as it appears, so you beat the snapping khukuri gators before they snap all the blem khukuris up!

Well, would you trade your dog for a khukuri? For me it depends on which dog and which khukuri ;)
 
I would trade most other knives for a Khukuri.

I would not trade a dog. Unless it was a mean dog, in which case I would shoot it. Better yet, lop the head off with a blem Khukuri...to establish penetration data on khuks, of course.



munk
 
Jebadiah_Smith said:
Are we all crazy?
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Yes! :D Hell Yes!!!!:eek: :D We're all crazier than Hell!
It's all part of the job description to be a Cantinanista.:rolleyes: :p
 
Fellas,
I was kinda surpirsed to hear somebody talk about the Cantina like that. Khukuris ain't an addiction. It's more like a way of life. Like guys who ride Harleys...or us knifemakers.

Everybody got there own weirdnesses.

As far as the cantina folks being like alligatiors...well. Thank you very much. We don't bother anybody unloess they swim in our swamp. We eat when we are hungry. GO where we please. And in general have a hell of a good time. That about covers it.

Funny thing about Gators though. Make waves in their pond and they will bite your A$$ OFF!

Shane
 
Shane, now you mention it, it is real wierd that folks on a knife forum thought we were crazy. Maybe even amongst other loons we're in a class by ourselves.



munk
 
Over 1,110 people have viewed UB's "deal of the day" post in less than 3 days... If we're crazy, at least we're not alone... These knives make their own friends.
 
shane justice said:
Funny thing about Gators though. Make waves in their pond and they will bite your A$$ OFF!

Shane
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Yea, and gators are indiscriminate. They don't care whose ass they bite off and they won't spit it out just because it's an ass either.;) :rolleyes: :p

Puts a whole 'nother spin on when you say, "Bite My Ass!";) :D
 
Ad Astra said:
Over 1,110 people have viewed UB's "deal of the day" post in less than 3 days... If we're crazy, at least we're not alone... These knives make their own friends.
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I think 300 of those viewings was me looking at the AK Bowie. :)
 
Uncle Bill,

Will you take my weimaraner in exchange for a Ganga Ram Special? She is sturdy, hard working and loyal. I have pictures!
 
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I have a friend in the Bujinkan who comes to train every few months here in Japan.
He is a big, muscular dude from America.

He shows up and comes over to me and says "what do you have?"

I say " Uh, well I have a kerambit."

"whats that?"

"Here it is."

(Puts it in his bag, opens his wallet.)

"How much?"

" Uh, 100$ But it's not for sale"

"Here you go. (puts money in my hand) Let me know when you get something else."

(Its the third time he bought one from me)

We are not crazy, I have friends who have never heard of the forum who buy these things on sight because they are:

Incredibly well made, hand-forge blades from another era.
Priced from another era.
Beautiful.
 
Jebadiah_Smith said:
Uncle Bill,

Will you take my weimaraner in exchange for a Ganga Ram Special? She is sturdy, hard working and loyal. I have pictures!
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She looks afraid of that WW2...
 
an objective view sorta puts us in another light huh?
say what you want I grabbed the gelbu special and that guy didn't!!!
 
DannyinJapan said:
He shows up and comes over to me and says "what do you have?"

I say " Uh, well I have a kerambit."

(Its the third time he bought one from me)
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Danny, that's where you need to learn to take a lesson from the Japanese.
Remain stoic, act innocent, and lie through your teeth and say, "I have nothing new. I am just a poor American in a strange country and cannot any longer afford to import any knives, let alone buy them here at their exhorbent prices!":rolleyes: :p
"But I have seen a few that I would like to own and if you will buy me one in exchange for the place to buy them I'll turn you onto them.":D :rolleyes: :p

Believe me. A man like that Is Not a Friend.;)
 
She isnt afraid of the WWII, its her favorite knife. She always has that look on her face. Weimaraner is german for "grey ghost". Well Uncle Bill, how many khuks is she worth?
 
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