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Saw these over on USN and thought you guys would get a kick out of them.
Joke 1
So reps from all the major beer companies are at a conference. At the end of the night, a couple of them decide to head to the pub to talk business.
When they get there, the rep from Miller sits at the bar and orders a Miller, the rep from Coors sits next to him and orders a Coors. The rep from Bud sits next to the two and orders a Bud Light...then the rep from Guiness sits next to the three men and orders a water.
A littel taken aback, the other men look suspiciously at the rep from Guiness. One pipes up "Hey, whats with the water?"
The Guiness rep looks at his water, then at their beers and says "Well, I figured since none of you were drinking beer, I wouldn't either!"
Joke 2
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were in a bar, talking over fresh pints of Guiness. As it so happens (this IS a joke, after all), three flies land in the pints at the same time.
The Englishman grimaces, and hands the pint back to the bartender for a fresh one.
The Scotsman shrugs, plucks out the fly and begins to drink.
The Irishman, looking aghast, grabs the fly and starts shaking it over the pint screaming "spit it out ya bastard! Spit it out!!"
Zach
Joke 1
So reps from all the major beer companies are at a conference. At the end of the night, a couple of them decide to head to the pub to talk business.
When they get there, the rep from Miller sits at the bar and orders a Miller, the rep from Coors sits next to him and orders a Coors. The rep from Bud sits next to the two and orders a Bud Light...then the rep from Guiness sits next to the three men and orders a water.
A littel taken aback, the other men look suspiciously at the rep from Guiness. One pipes up "Hey, whats with the water?"
The Guiness rep looks at his water, then at their beers and says "Well, I figured since none of you were drinking beer, I wouldn't either!"
Joke 2
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were in a bar, talking over fresh pints of Guiness. As it so happens (this IS a joke, after all), three flies land in the pints at the same time.
The Englishman grimaces, and hands the pint back to the bartender for a fresh one.
The Scotsman shrugs, plucks out the fly and begins to drink.
The Irishman, looking aghast, grabs the fly and starts shaking it over the pint screaming "spit it out ya bastard! Spit it out!!"
Zach
