Are you tired of being scammed by sheath makers?!?!

TNRat

TNRat

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Forget about Buy Brown, 360Joules, Progunner, Armorall, Okuden, and all those other amateurs! Those guys are way overrated, and don't know a thing about making sheaths.

We have developed a special concealment model that virtually dissappears against any background! You have to feel for your knife in order to covertly deanimate someone since you cannot see it.

This sheath is being modeled by my son in the first two pics. We cannot show his face for security reasons. The fools at Giles County High suspect him of being nothing more than your average American high school freshman, but he is on a mission we cannot talk about right now that is super secret, and danger close to the action!

I had him lift his shirt in the second pic just so you could see the slick scabbard. IT VIRTUALLY DISSAPPEARS!

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In this next pic I am modeling the same ninja covert cool SAR Rat Swamp Rat personally endorsed by all ninjas everywhere! No ninja would be caught dead wearing a Busse or some other ill designed piece of non-ninja equipment!

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Notice how the handle falls right under my hand. Notice how easily I can deploy this super blood soaker. I mean it would be a super soaker if it were not for the expertly designed blood grooves controlling the spray of bodily fluids running everywhere.

This drop leg style is being carried by ninjas all over their range of operations, but we can't tell you where for security reasons. Since you have to be super skilled at covertly and virtually taking someone out, we can only limit the sale of this model to Rat owners and Jedi Knights, so don't ask! Chump!

For those geekie engineering types, all designs are patent pending, so don't even think about it! Chump!
 
I actually had to seek clearance to post these pics just to prove to you how virtually deanimated these scabbards are, so don't discuss this with anyone.

Thank you for your time.
 
Did you say pink? Perhaps you should adjust your monitor, Sir! These sheaths are made of the highest covertly virtual digital camo. Had the Swamp not messed up on the camo finish on this SAR Rat you would not be able to see the rig at all.

You should be more careful about what you say when speaking with Rat owners. :grumpy:

:D :D :D :D
 
Those chumps are second class. You can tell real ninjas by taking a pic of them. Their eyes will be red! That is, if they want their pic taken. Otherwise they just switch over to virtual invisible digital mode for security reasons. :cool:
 
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Did you actually think that this thread belonged in Community?!!! :confused: ;)
 
Terry Newton said:
Ken,

This is a professional annoucement, Sir. ;)
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Um...whatever you say there Terry. Whatever you say. ;) :)
 
What sheath? Hey man you are a fraud! You just digitally pasted a picture of a Busse on a picture of your son! No knife can just hover in mid air!:mad: Damn i almost took the plunge to order one but i wasn't fooled by your smart camera trick.

Shame on you!

ps i always get frostbite from my ninja hood when i ride my bicycle to school in mid winter, this doens't happen when i take the schoolbus, anyone know why? :confused:
 
That ninja on the right needs to pull up his britches or someone's gonna give him an atomic wedgie.
 
I feel we could design something that would fit under the arm, in a shoulder rig, invisible to the chump fools around you, available to cut off heads at a moments notice.

While worn in this position you would be able to draw during various spinning maneuvers, transitioning from a whirling death wind to a whirling wind of death with steel! Of course, quality and good design are not cheap.

Our typical models retail for $19.95, but you have a multibladed arrangement, which will require twice the materials. Therefore, I believe a price of $49.05, 4 sacks of potatoes, a Swamp Rat of any model, and a dog with supplied leash would be sufficient. And we don't want those cheap arse spuds raised in Ireland either. The finest Idaho au graten will be required.

You will not be allowed to disclose the nature of the product, nor the price, nor its origins? Do you swear a virtual digital ninja oath on it? Or are you just a fool chump like all the others? :grumpy:

Wait a minute......that blade.......the wounds on my brothers armor could have been produced by a weapon of this nature :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:
 
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