Are you tired of being scammed by sheath makers?!?!

[Nimick]

I would like to get a sheath quote for my current EDC.

Please advise Terry.

Where in the hell did you find that. that is sooo sweet.

 

[RyanMalpiede]

Where all good Super Stealth Mall Ninja's Shop.

BUDK

 

[Hateman]

Terry,
Sounds like Dark Ops advertising may be calling you about a job with them

 

[TNRat]

Dark Ops advertising may be calling you about a job

I am not allowed to disclose any information concerning collaborative work with other professionals. Please remember that we are protecting you, unless you start acting like a chump fool!

 

[Nimick]

Where all good Super Stealth Mall Ninja's Shop.

BUDK

I'll have to bookmark that one. It goes well with my finger armor.

thanks, if you hit on my korean sister I promise not to hunt you down and beat you senseless.

 

[SetokolJKH]

That fantasy knife "thing" looks great for the next mosh pit much better than elk horn knives

 

[Gollnick]

Those chumps are second class. You can tell real ninjas by taking a pic of them.

Real Ninjas don't show up in pictures.... unless you use special computer techniques (hey, everything that comes out of a computer must be true? Right? Of course right!)

Observe, for example, these two pictures: one before special computer processing, and the other after.

 

[Danbo]

I particularly like the way they used the "Special Computer Techniques" to remove any potential customers from the booth area.

 

[Gollnick]

I particularly like the way they used the "Special Computer Techniques" to remove any potential customers from the booth area.

The first picture is unenhanced.

 

[Mongo-man]

1:15 pm on a Saturday? Wow they all seem to wear the same "see through" camouflage!

 

[Nordic Viking]

 

[bell]

Dang, talk about covert, Bush's secret service people will be all over this rig as a "must have". Thanks for having the shirt pulled up to expose the hi tech coating stealth sheath system. You must be partnered with Dork Ops to make this fearsome advance available to mall ninjas worldwide. What a breakthrough in technology and design. This whole thread should be classified.........

 

[TNRat]

Please get your orders in quick. I suspect Spark will have to pull this thread soon b/c of government pressure. They don't want everyone having this kind of technology.

It could fall into the wrong hands. Like some of those evil chumps from the Foot Clan!

 

[Mongo-man]

Can i send my special ninja super saber bear wall climbing invincable dragon claws to have a custom made rig for it?

How much would it cost to make a combined shoulder, belt, ankle rig for it?

What do you do when you lose the sheath, can i attach a keyfinder to it so i can retrieve it?