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Will Leavitt

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I was yawning and looked down and somehow dropped a blade into my slump bucket :barf: yes, got some of that mess in my mouth :barf: :eek:

I got to say that was a first for me. Heck, I hate putting my hand in there and now I got some in my mouth :(
 
Not sure what a slump bucket is but if it's anything like a slop bucket of old you got some SHITTY breathe right now.:yawn::eek::grumpy::barf:
 
Slump bucket is that bucket of water under the grinder that catches metal dust, wood dust, spit, cigarette ashes and butts, burnt fingers. It's probably the nastiest thing in my shop besides myself.

I need a shot.... purely for medicinal reasons mind you. :D
 
at least it was not juice from an preserved animal you were dissecting. That has happened to me twice. And a third time with an actual human cadaver, which was much grosser.
 
I hear tell that people drink slump bucket water after eating your cooking to make their breath smell better and get the taste of that Portagee meal off their palate.

Reminds me of a joke/story.

2 lions are walking through the woods after eating some villagers. The lion in the back all of a sudden licks the other lion in the errrr tail. :p HuH??? What the? :confused: They walk a little ways more and all of a sudden the lion licks the other one in the ummmm tail again. :p HEY! stop that! What the heck is going on. :mad: Oh, I ate an Auburn fan in that village and I'm trying to get the taste out.

ROLLLL TIDE ROLLLL :D

I used to eat in the A&P labs, used to gross my lab partners out. Not the animals we were dissecting, like a candy bar and stuff. I've been told you're not allowed to do that anymore.
 
Will Leavitt said:
I hear tell that people drink slump bucket water after eating your cooking to make their breath smell better and get the taste of that Portagee meal off their palate.
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Listen Bucket Breath:eek::eek:. They don't have a palate after eating my food.:confused::confused: HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
 
Will Leavitt said:
:barf: :barf:

I was yawning and looked down and somehow dropped a blade into my slump bucket :barf: yes, got some of that mess in my mouth :barf: :eek:

I got to say that was a first for me. Heck, I hate putting my hand in there and now I got some in my mouth :(
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Time to quit whining and swallow.

Oh wait.

Nevermind.
 
I'm playing the worlds smallest violyn here. But it doesn't really translate through the monitor...

LOL.
 
Just remember... It could have been worse. You didn't knock the bucket over, spilling that crud through your whole shop. I haven't done that, but once, I had a sewage line bust in my shop. Nasty water everywhere.
 
Will Leavitt said:
Heck, I hate putting my hand in there and now I got some in my mouth :(
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Tell her to wash that thang, for goodness sakes!

c'mon, you know you were askin for that comment...

Anyway, it can't be much worse than waking up after a bad party, taking a big swig out of a can of Coke on the table and spitting out a cigarette butt... not that I've ever done that, of course.
 
:(Poor Will, sometimes I start to get alittle tired I just dip a big cup of that stuff and drink it, Gets the mind right:p, turns me into a certified knife making machine,LOL:)
 
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