Arrest Yourself?

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Bill Marsh

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For those of you to whom guilt has become a burden and you feel a duty to arrest yourself, including reading yourself your rights ----- this comes directly from the local East Point Georgia Police website. Pass it on to other LEOs, miscreants and general bad guys.

http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

Just remember, You are watching you!
 
Bill, please take your meds like the good doktar said:D \

I take mine - not hard..
 
Oh no! Does this mean...could it be?.....that:

Just because i'm paranoid doesn't mean I'M not out to get ME?!?!:eek: :D
 
I once walked into the Santa Cruz Ca Police Dept and asked to be arrested.

I've done a lot of strange things. I forgot this one until I saw this thread. There was hardly no one there- it was the middle of night- early morning.

'What do you want to be arrested for?" One little desk and she was it.
"I don't know; I'm sure I'm guilty of something."
"You have to do something."
"Well, like what?"
'Commit a crime."
"I've commited them!"
"Where, what, when?"
"In...general."
"If you haven't done anything you have to leave."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, go home."
I stood there confused.
"Can't you find something? Surely there's something."
"Go home."
"But"
"Go home."

I thought of breaking the window, but that seemed cheap to me. If I couldn't be arrested on a grander scale, on general principle I did not wish to go. Besides, breaking the window was destructive. I was not in one of my destructive moods. I was feeling very small.

I went home and got drunk.

"If the police don't want me- I must carry on."
My roomates agreed.

The Santa Cruz Police Department probably did not wish to deal with the University any more than they had to. I reeked of university. I'm sure that was it.
A few years later, when I no longer reeked of knowledge, they didn't mind harrassing me at all, but that's another story...,

munk
 
It would be proper for a suicide to fill out the form before doing himself in.




munk
 
Kevin the grey said:
You could be the big brother you,ve always wanted .
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Multiple personality disorder's becoming more common. I just heard that by 2020, two out of every one person will have it.;)
 
LOL. "You are watching you!" That reminds me of those old smokey the bear commercials.
 
them good ol' boys in georgia shure know how to save the taxpayers money. jes' think of all the money it will save on unneccessary paperwork, especially when you use the 'be your own judge and jury' form, and the 'how to run your own prison' site. also saves a lot of work from cuttin' in on their drinkin time down the precinct. the 'be your own executioner approval form' site is a beatch tho, you gotta fill it out in advance, unless you get a repreive from the 'be your own state governor' website.
 
kronckew said:
them good ol' boys in georgia shure know how to save the taxpayers money. jes' think of all the money it will save on unneccessary paperwork, especially when you use the 'be your own judge and jury' form, and the 'how to run your own prison' site. also saves a lot of work from cuttin' in on their drinkin time down the precinct. the 'be your own executioner approval form' site is a beatch tho, you gotta fill it out in advance, unless you get a repreive from the 'be your own state governor' website.
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Hey buddy .Stop making me laugh . I have to go see my accountant today .
I,m broke . How he can count what I don,t have is beyond me . I guess thats why they invented the zero . I wonder what they did before there was a zero ?
 
TomFetter said:
Multiple personality disorder's becoming more common. I just heard that by 2020, two out of every one person will have it.;)
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I,m laughing so hard my eyes are teared up and my eyelids want to turn inside out .1 L:M:A:O:
 
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