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Arrest Yourself?
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y'all is singular, the plural is all y'all 
we are all perfectly aware that most nawthin' people have delusions caused by frostbitten cranial contents, and by all them dental anaesthetics y'all suffer under to get perfectly good teeth fixed.
Yankee dawgs at nawthin' dawgy dentist.
edited original teeth as i couldn't look at them anymore either....
any really masochistic types can see the originally posted one by doing a google image search on 'bad teeth strangepersons', but i would not recommend it. p.s. for kevin, moonshine don't rot yer teeth, it jest kills everything around them & they fall out! nothin like 198 proof saddiqui, made right (and cut with water) it's almost tasteless & doesn't cause a hangover as you distill out all the bad stuff.
we are all perfectly aware that most nawthin' people have delusions caused by frostbitten cranial contents, and by all them dental anaesthetics y'all suffer under to get perfectly good teeth fixed.
Yankee dawgs at nawthin' dawgy dentist.
edited original teeth as i couldn't look at them anymore either....
any really masochistic types can see the originally posted one by doing a google image search on 'bad teeth strangepersons', but i would not recommend it. p.s. for kevin, moonshine don't rot yer teeth, it jest kills everything around them & they fall out! nothin like 198 proof saddiqui, made right (and cut with water) it's almost tasteless & doesn't cause a hangover as you distill out all the bad stuff.
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I installed video surveillance in my apartment so that, if I ever do commit a crime, I can build a compelling case for the offense.
Seriously though. I secretly suspect that if we had universal surveillance, we'd discover that every single citizen was guilty of something illegal...
Seriously though. I secretly suspect that if we had universal surveillance, we'd discover that every single citizen was guilty of something illegal...
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kronckew said:y'all is singular, the plural is all y'all
we are all perfectly aware that most nawthin' people have delusions
Ah A southern gentleman at his finest . As it is a gentlemans want to set others at their ease may I presume you were joking ?
It is not well known but that picture actually pertains to the after affects of drinking moonshine . A little too much sugar I think . L:O:L
No matter what , any Southern gentlemen who want to take a stroll up North they are welcome . As long as they bring the Mint Juleps .
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Munk , I am glad I have long since had my breakfast . I have heard of a prolapsed uterus , A rectum ? Talk about giving your all .
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Kevin the grey said:
wow - two greats tastes that really, ewwww, i want brain bleach. i'm having a hard enough time figuring out where to post these days, now my brain is over the edge!
y'all know this forum is huge right? there's a place i believe for such photos
i even found out they talk about other knives, and lordy, there's a trough, and pirates, and there's even actual talk about production knives too. who woulda thought it?bladite
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Krockew would you just please stop ? Not . Buddy I just finished cleaning up my hallway workshop . I just had a sip of Miller cop out and I had to look at those dogs ! Tears in my eyes buddy . Tears in my eyes .
I,m more of a mead man myself . I,ve had a little Newfie screech . I have swooned over Swish . I don,t think I have ever had any true shine .
Mead seems to do it for me . Most available here is made by a buddy of mine . You can get anything from Kiwi to strawberry mead . He also makes a maple beer .
The Mead he makes is good . I am just not into the fruit tastes he adds . I like straight mead . Of course he has a bananna mead that may make a believer out of me . The lime mead is very interesting .
I,m more of a mead man myself . I,ve had a little Newfie screech . I have swooned over Swish . I don,t think I have ever had any true shine .
Mead seems to do it for me . Most available here is made by a buddy of mine . You can get anything from Kiwi to strawberry mead . He also makes a maple beer .
The Mead he makes is good . I am just not into the fruit tastes he adds . I like straight mead . Of course he has a bananna mead that may make a believer out of me . The lime mead is very interesting .
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Anyone ever had any Ouzo? That will have you seeing faces in the wallpaper. I have!
How about Ixtabentun? Once thought I was communicating with the Undines (water spirits) on a Mexican beach near Can Cun beside the Mayan city of Tulum. But the only thing I really raised was a Mexican cop who decided I might be a little excentric but completely harmless. Wrong on both counts.
How about Ixtabentun? Once thought I was communicating with the Undines (water spirits) on a Mexican beach near Can Cun beside the Mayan city of Tulum. But the only thing I really raised was a Mexican cop who decided I might be a little excentric but completely harmless. Wrong on both counts.
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But the only thing I really raised was a Mexican cop who decided I might be a little excentric and completely harmless . Quote Bill Marsh
Completely eccentric and a little harmless maybe . It is my own preference that my victims find me a little harmless . As for eccentricity ? It is the best way to keep the dogs at heel .
I don,t mind Ouzo . Its one of those tastes where a little is great and more is too much . As for the more eccentric liquid offerings to our palate ? I think I will leave that for younger men. Scorpion venom and panther pi$$ does have its attractions . I try not to mix the two .
Completely eccentric and a little harmless maybe . It is my own preference that my victims find me a little harmless . As for eccentricity ? It is the best way to keep the dogs at heel .
I don,t mind Ouzo . Its one of those tastes where a little is great and more is too much . As for the more eccentric liquid offerings to our palate ? I think I will leave that for younger men. Scorpion venom and panther pi$$ does have its attractions . I try not to mix the two .
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moonshinin' is an old family tradition, as is huntin' revinooers.
for the experimentally inclined, here is the complete text of the aramco 'blue flame' which was our bible over in saudi. Linky
don't try this at home unless you can devote 24hrs a day to the distillation as a few minutes of inattention can be disasterous. i know of a VP over there who left his houseboy to watch the still while he went to dinner, he got bored, went to watch tv & the local water supply cut out, the condenser spewed out alchohol vapor & when the houseboy went back to check (a bit late) & threw the light switch, he learned what a fuel-air explosive was. as it was a VP's house, they flew the poor houseboy out to a hospital in italy within the hour, and a construction crew rebuilt the whole garage before morning.
p.s. - the stills were made of 1/4" stainless in aramco's workshop up to the early 50's (they became illegal shortly after) & were still in use in the 80's when i was there, and probably still are. i sold my 50% interest in mine when i moved for $1500. we made about 3-4 gallons a month - great trade material - 1 gal=1 case of heiniken. (if sold went for about 100$ a gallon uncut).
p.p.s- it's not illegal to distill alchohol in the states, it IS illegal not to pay the tax on it tho....the stench of fermenting & distilling will draw the revenuers from miles around. (they're also know as ATF, so y'all know how evil the atf gestapo is)
for the experimentally inclined, here is the complete text of the aramco 'blue flame' which was our bible over in saudi. Linky
don't try this at home unless you can devote 24hrs a day to the distillation as a few minutes of inattention can be disasterous. i know of a VP over there who left his houseboy to watch the still while he went to dinner, he got bored, went to watch tv & the local water supply cut out, the condenser spewed out alchohol vapor & when the houseboy went back to check (a bit late) & threw the light switch, he learned what a fuel-air explosive was. as it was a VP's house, they flew the poor houseboy out to a hospital in italy within the hour, and a construction crew rebuilt the whole garage before morning.
p.s. - the stills were made of 1/4" stainless in aramco's workshop up to the early 50's (they became illegal shortly after) & were still in use in the 80's when i was there, and probably still are. i sold my 50% interest in mine when i moved for $1500. we made about 3-4 gallons a month - great trade material - 1 gal=1 case of heiniken. (if sold went for about 100$ a gallon uncut).
p.p.s- it's not illegal to distill alchohol in the states, it IS illegal not to pay the tax on it tho....the stench of fermenting & distilling will draw the revenuers from miles around. (they're also know as ATF, so y'all know how evil the atf gestapo is)
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Up north in the land of the buck toothed canine we are allowed to make beer nad wine for private consumption . It may be the same for distilling and the reason it is rarely done is that it is more complicated. We like to keep our garages attached to the ground as well . L:O:L
Distilling is interesting . I think that in the near future I would be more inclined to try making mead . A little too much sugar for proper dental hygene but thats the price you pay .
B:T:W: We don,t call them Revenooers up here . We call them target practice . L:O:L
Distilling is interesting . I think that in the near future I would be more inclined to try making mead . A little too much sugar for proper dental hygene but thats the price you pay .
B:T:W: We don,t call them Revenooers up here . We call them target practice . L:O:L
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Bladite said:wow - two greats tastes that really, ewwww, i want brain bleach. i'm having a hard enough time figuring out where to post these days, now my brain is over the edge!
y'all know this forum is huge right? there's a place i believe for such photos
bladite
We can go over the edge occasionally . It is often the case with people who do a lot with their lives that sometimes they do too much . I find that is true in how we play as well . If things get too colorful for some we have a moderation system that seems to work quite well . I do think that minor grievances can be worked out among ourselves . This also saves people headaches who already have enough on their shoulders .
I myself am trying to develop a thicker skin to those who mistake blunt crudity for candor and a lack of tact for straightforwardness . It is ever those of low wit who rely upon the jab instead of cool reflection . I appreciate your serious nature and will try to act with decorum when dealing with you directly .
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MauiRob said:
Reminds me of a Darwin Award
The latest nominee for this year's Darwin Award (awarded to people for incredible feats of stupidity) goes to....
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course.
Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine.
Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link.
Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside.
To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.
Now y'all started it! "nad wine" indeed!