Arrrgh, Cantina Pirates board the Scary Sharp

[Kevin the grey]

By god it's a tougher man than I that wears a codpiece made from an old file That might irritate the wenches some whilst you're dancin'

Is that a file in your codpiece or are you just glad to see me ? xxx

 

[Ad Astra]

From Wikipedia:

"In the 1800's, the file steel codpiece was responsible for the discontinuation of iron chastity belts."

See also phrases:
"to rub someone the wrong way."

 

[Svashtar]

Ah, the Sgian Dhub. Our captain left this one stickin' in the neck of a foe, so I kept it. It's a fine EDPC.


Mike

Aay, Mike, if ye weren't such a valiant shipmate methinks I would tip ye o'er the side come night watch and liberate your fine blade! That is prettier than a saucy wench with a gleam in her eye!

 

[Edward Teach]

Arrrrrr! If all ye be yarnin about be codpieces, I be thinkin ye no be the sort o swabs I wants to sign on fer a long sea voyage!

Lessen o course ye be bringin yer wenches wit ye!

 

[Bill Marsh]

His name might be Teach . I,m not in the market for lessons . Blast him and the flotsam he calls a ship . The only black spots we,ll be seeing is the old pennies over his eyes . That is unless he wants to join the Armada ?

Turining flotsam into jetsam are ye?

 

[Sylvrfalcn]

Ye be playin at pirates, be ye, ye scurvy bilge rats? Methinks ye be needin larnin from a REAL pirate! Either that or keelhaulin! I be putting the black spot on the whole scurvy lot of ye lubbers!

Well bless my bones, Edward Teach is it? Gonna put the black spot on the lot of us are ye? If ye be a pirate as ye lay claim to, then ye'd know, setting the black spot on anybody takes a majority vote of the crew. This crew is ill concerned with yer scurvy black spottin'. Step light, or the "black spot" will be your liver drying on a tenterhook.

Thumbcutter

 

[MauiRob]

"In the 1800's, the file steel codpiece was responsible for the discontinuation of iron chastity belts."

See also phrases:
"to rub someone the wrong way."

LMAO!! Well blast me scuppers, I nearly blew grog out me nose on that one!!

 

[gravertom]

What's a pirate story without the obligatory British warship and stuffy by the book captain?

"Sailing out of the sunrise, union jack fluttering gracefully against the golden sky, the Himalayan Mountain Ship "Sirupatis" cleaves the gentle morning waters. Captain Blandin Powderwhig scans the horizon, alert for a sight of the dread crossed Khukris, and the fearsome (but usually inebriated)souls who sail under it."

Tom

 

[Sylvrfalcn]

the Himalayan Mountain Ship "Sirupatis" cleaves the gentle morning waters. . . . . . . . . . .
Tom

With a name like that, no doubt it's probably a "cutter"

Thumbcutter

 

[kronckew]

Captain Blandin Powderwhig struts around his quarterdeck (he can't afford a whole deck on a mere cutter captain's salary) sipping his dark rum and ang khola, which had been brought to him by a small swarthy man with a twinkle in his eye and a funny bent knife on his hip, suddenly the captain drops his horn mug and stares at the horizon, clutching his chest and fearfully uttering 'Oh,Oh, Nooooooooo.......'

 

[mr.trooper]

In the Event of Sail failure, I know how to row and REALY put me' back into it.

 

[Edward Teach]

What's a pirate story without the obligatory British warship and stuffy by the book captain?

"Sailing out of the sunrise, union jack fluttering gracefully against the golden sky, the Himalayan Mountain Ship "Sirupatis" cleaves the gentle morning waters. Captain Blandin Powderwhig scans the horizon, alert for a sight of the dread crossed Khukris, and the fearsome (but usually inebriated)souls who sail under it."

Tom

Hands...prepare to weigh anchor!
Put that woman down, Slade! This is a ship of His Majesty's navy, not some floating bordello!