As the Kukhri Turns

SamuraiDave

SamuraiDave

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Uncle,
You wanted someone to start a thread about women a while back. So this is it.

Yet another never-ending thread....bladeforums is going to need a HI server before we are done. :D

It would be nice to also use this thread instead of the other three for....uhhh....'kukhri turning' purposes. (Those involved know who they are and what I am talking about.)

Thank you. :D
 
Sam,
What are you starting "A LOVE LOST CLUB FOR BLEEDING HEARTS"
Bah!!:barf:i THOUGHT THIS WAS A "K KLUB FOR MEN"! Instead it's becoming a love lorn classified ads club,next Uncle will be replaced by Ann Landers!:barf:Going back to my cave ,let me know when the MEN show up so I can steal.. err I mean acquire some K's! THAT NDN has even turned on me, he has become ...TAMED! KOZ, HAS BECOME WIMPY! WAL & AC HAVE ALMOST BECOME SHEEPLE! Blues is THE only one left, he dissappeared & I DON'T BLAME HIM! I'll just stay in the cave with the NORMAl people,who aren't all KISSYPOO!
jim
 
You get yourself into one of these soapy threads and you'll be crying and rusting up all those cool khukuries. If you just can't help yourself then remember that I have set up a home for neglected Ks.

So don't let them rust... Just wrap them up and send them this way. ...No not that way, I said this way.

n2s
Home for Neglected Khukuries
 
N2,
THOSE K's are destined for the CAVE(FELLOWSHIP)!Quit trying to con K's out of the innocent!You should be ashamed for trying such a obvious & decietful SCAM!
jim
 
:eek: :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes: :eek:

It's shameful to suggest such a thing. How shocking!

n2s
Home for Neglected Khukuries
- Your source for the HIKV cure
 
Yeah,Well as they say,"THE TRUTH HURTS!NEXT YOU WILL TRY TAKING OVER MY RES.POSITION THAT I AQUIRED BY A LANDSLIDE VOTE!
jim:D
 
Landslide vote!! RIGHT!

Those muffled yells that are occasionally heard coming from the cave, now make sense! It is the REAL researcher who used to live there! Probably some poor bat researcher who Tsimi smacked on the noggin with the back side of a super salyan, tied up and stole his lab coat and equipment! HAA! I'm on to you this time:p :D
 
ever notice that the closer to the mark you get, the more viscious Tsimi gets?:p :D
 
Your position as the researcher is secure. It is rumored that the last to have ventured near your cave heard strange sounds, described as the hammering of metal on anvils intermixed with vociferous flatulence. Wary for their lives, they fled the area never daring to set foot in the cave.

Your research (whatever that may be)is safe, and I have invested my efforts on other more charitable pursuits. The thought of equiping some of your bats with suitably small cameras has never even occured to me. But I have said enough....

n2s
Home for Neglected Khukuries
 
...had come to mind...thought it would be nice to send a bottle to the kids. It would give Sandi a handy bucket of ice water, just as an accoutrement to her role as chaperone.

Now, I think I'll just send them a six-pack of Coke....Tsimi needs the ice water :rolleyes:
 
Bill,
The Pigmy frog wants to be in the Wedding!Isn't that SWEET!:barf:Glad to see the Gurkas can't see this, next thing you know they will probably start Skipping & Holding Hands!I wouldnt want these Wimpy guys NEAR my Cave! Would give it a BAD REP!:(
jim:D
 
Gentlemen,
I apilogise for ruining 'your' forum. :rolleyes:

Tsimi,
Watch it...I might just have to use that thing known as 'the woman net' to jerk some tears on your one-legged-dancing ladies and get you into big trouble.

N2S,
My kuks are just fine, they are well coated in Break Free CLP. Plus they are at least 1/2" thick...they wont rust through for a while.;)

Wal,
I won't be needing a cold shower. I am going to be on my best behavior. And if Terry and/or Sandi want to come along they are welcome to.:)
 
Dave...read my posts again...the cold shower was for Tsimi, not you. I'm not worried about you - any Okie gal can open a can of Whup A** on any Texican, any time she takes a mind...and this one practices. The cold shower is intended to save Tsimi from himself. I just haven't figured out why, yet.:rolleyes:
 
Oh no .... Foiled by break free.

Keep the Khukuries clean - you wouldn't want the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Khukuries (SPCK) to get after you.

Now I am off to form a SPCK NPO.

n2s
Home for neglected Khukuries
 
N2S,
They are very clean...like surgical tools, with the exception of Break Free.

Wal,
I should of read the post better in the first place. I know you better than that, and I should of never suspected you of insulting me in such a uncivilized way. Insulting Tsimi in that same way...I say call'em as you see'em. ;) :p :D

By the way, I am not your 'average' Texan...if there is such a thing?(I have never heard of one of those:confused: )
 
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