As the Kukhri Turns

I have heard in the not too far distance past that 20,000 Texans can be fitted into a small Cessna Aircraft, if only the BS is kicked outta them first.:p :rolleyes: ;) :D
 
Originally posted by SamuraiDave
No wonder we get along so well Yvsa. ;) :p :D

Dave just be glad I didn't mention the story I heard about Texans, pretty young girls in mini skirts, and Great Big Belt Buckles.:p :rolleyes: ;) :D hehehehehe.
 
Oklahoma panther was sitting on the bank of the Red, thin, mangy and starving. A Texas panther wandered up, and said "That drought up there got you all starved up? Come on down to Texas - plenty to eat down here". A month later they met again - Oklahoma panther not much better. Texas panther - "You been down here all this time, and still look like that? What you been doing wrong?" Oklahoma panther -"Standard Panther Manual tactics - climb up on limb, wait for victim, scream and pounce". Texas panther - "I plumb forgot to warn you. Change tactics. When you scream, it scares the S... out of 'em, and when you pounce, it knocks the air out of 'em - don't leave nuthin' to eat but hat and boots".
 
Originally posted by SamuraiDave
So much for the 'warm and fuzzy' thread...


WHADDAYUHMEAN???

This is as warm and fuzzy as it gets around here!

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DON'T CALIFORNICATE NEVADA
 
Are those Cows...or water buffalo?:confused:
One is Kukri friendly...say...for Harry's Mega YCS ...the other is sacred.;)
 
Are those kukries or bannanas the cows are wearing? I was just about to say cool khukuri equiped cows. :)
 
Originally posted by not2sharp
Are those kukries or bannanas the cows are wearing? I was just about to say cool khukuri equiped cows. :)

When I 1st saw them I thought, "Australian Indig's and cool Boomerangs!!!!":rolleyes: ;)
The sunglasses was what set that train of thought(?) off.:D

Jenn wrote:
"Ya'll have some very strange conversations on this forum!!"

Jenn, not to us.;)
 
Strange? No you are mistaken...interesting. Without us 'interesting folk' there would be little 'bent' humor, and even worse fewer 'bent' knives. ;) :p
And who could live without the kuk living next to them as they type intresting stuff?:confused:
 
Jenn,
What has been gong on?
This is the HI soap opera so I figured I'd ask. ;)

And I agree, what a pathetic world this would be if we were all Tsimis.:(
 
Not much has been going on... just school
And suddenly every guy I know and have known is interested... very very strange!!:D ;)
 
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