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On our trip to Reno and specifically our visit to Aunties house we met a really nice lady, good friend of Auntie's family and I sense a good help to them as well.
As the evening progressed I told her I was going to make her an internet sensation, maybe even as popular and well known and Cutie Curls herself.

I give you Betty.



I introduce this thread as the HI Cantina's very own version of Dear Abby.

Marital problems, ask Betty
Heart Break of psoriasis, ask Betty

Neighbors dog pooping in your yard, ask Betty

Which kukri to carry for special occasions, ask Betty.

You get the idea.

I didn't see no sign of a crystal ball but she knows stuff.

Have fun with it, solve your problems, fix what's broken, be happy happy happy.
 
Okay, I'll get the ball rolling.

Dear Betty,

What's Bawanna like in real life? In my mind his voice sounds like a mix between Clint Eastwood and Tom Waits. Is that accurate?
 
Dear Mr. Blue. Your mix of Clint Eastwood and Tom Waits is quite accurate indeed. While he's perhaps a bit touched he leans a bit more towards Mr. Waits. Although during our short but pleasant visit he did offer to make my day!

Best Regards
Betty

PS- During our varied and interesting conversation your name came up several times. I do believe you've impacted the lad, along with a few others. A Mr. Bookend or Booker or something of that nature also. Thank you for watching over him.
 
Dear Betty,

I am touched and honored that Bawanna thought to mention me, especially in such esteemed company as Mr. Bookend.

I don't have any other questions for now, but I'm always getting into trouble of one sort or another so I'll probably need your advice sooner or later.
 
Dear Betty, What is the prison term for a double ax-murder? Cheers, Bookie
 
Mercy Sakes Mr. Bookie, so sorry I addressed you inaccurately earlier but I'm a woman, what would I know about a double ax-murder?

Now if your interested in a manicure with a bonecutter, or perhaps filleting a bass with a Sirupati I'm your girl.

Best
Betty
 
Women have much slower and more excruciating ways to kill a man than with a mere axe!

I do gotta say I'm a little offended, though. You couldn't find a nice khukri to murder us with? You'd use a common axe??
 
blue lander---ANYONE, and I repeat, ANYONE who would use a pic of my 3 eyed ex-Momma-In-Law as an avatar NEEDS put outta'is misery!....and I just happen to have an ax layin' on the computer desk.....
 
blue lander said:
Women have much slower and more excruciating ways to kill a man than with a mere axe!

I do gotta say I'm a little offended, though. You couldn't find a nice khukri to murder us with? You'd use a common axe??
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Now Mr. Blue, you wicked wicked man. Always remember if you want to be treated like a king, you need to treat your woman like a queen!.

Such talk of axes and bloodshed offends my sensibilities terribly.
 
AdanClinton said:
Dear Betty,
You are a so kind !Could you tell me where is the most famous blade store ?:D
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But of course dear. It's just outside of town in Reno Nevada. Small perhaps in square footage per se, but huge in nearly every other respect. Very nice friend runs it, she's also small of stature but huge heart and very kind.

Best
Betty
 
Bookie said:
blue lander---ANYONE, and I repeat, ANYONE who would use a pic of my 3 eyed ex-Momma-In-Law as an avatar NEEDS put outta'is misery!....and I just happen to have an ax layin' on the computer desk.....
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Land sakes Mr. Bookie, must have been a tumultuous marital union. Rather than focusing on the apparent horrible memory of your Momma in Law, spiteful description at best, celebrate your freedom and focus on the good things in life.
Perhaps turn over some rocks or seek that river of gold.

Best
Betty

PS- If you find the gold dear, you got my number.....
 
Deer Bety, Bookie went tu bed an eym hiz best frend, Maisey Mae McBookie. Hiz faverit dawg. Bookie ain't haff bad, ownlee when hees bin snortin Drano. Hees sobur now and I thinke he will take yew up awn cawlin yew. Thet is as lawng ase sum fella naimed Buwana doan cut in on him. He sez Buwana got the secund best curved spine they is and wunders when he is gona axcept thet fact. What eye wana no is are yew gona maik me sleep on the rug ef we come an pix yew up en his nu addy foot Winnybago?
Yore fren, Maisey Mae.
 
My dear Maisey, while your grammar and spelling are borderline atrocious I do feel your pain.
I'm sure bawanna has at least the second best curved spine as I personally own the best, it's late for me, did that answer your question?

There'll be no sleeping on a rug for you honey, my bed is so large we have a telegraph to send messages from one side to the other, plenty of room for all. Weather it will fit in your masters Winnebago remains to be seen. Do grant me the courtesy of keeping your wet nose out of my privates please.
 
LMAO Bawanna... I am glad we have a resident "dear abby". We now have Dear Betty to answer all of our questions on kukris, gossip, and all of lifes other questions.
 
Dang, we're #17 posts into this thread and nobody's asked a Khukri related question!

Dear Betty,

What kinds of Khukries do you own, and what do you like using them for?
 
Well Mr. Blue, while I'm best friends with Yangdu I have to admit I'm not really a khukri expert.

Being a woman I am partial to the shiny ones. And I do adore the ornately carved handle models like the Hanuman and Swords like the Manjushree. Obviously a man must have named that one.
Oh the YCS does make my heart go pitter patter, quite a lovely combination of shiny and wood carving.

I did use a 25" Sirupati for shaving my legs for years, curse of being a woman and I didn't have to bend over so far, but I've gone modern and switched to Norelco.

Have a pleasant day, gotta get the curlers out of my hair, like sleeping on a bed of nails those curlers.

Best
Betty
 
Dear Betty,

I like your idea about personal grooming with a Sirupati. I have no need for leg shaving obviously but I could see using it to shave my back. Do you use any khukris in the kitchen?
 
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