Assisted opening knife ban

[R.A.T.]

Maybe all of the people that have only one hand, or the use of only one hand, should get involved in the fight to keep one-handed openers legal. That wouldn't address the core issue of a government run amok but... <shrug>

Now we have a thinker right here! Sue the bastards for discrimination if you only have one hand!

 

[Carolina River Rat]

Good call, Grump and Jeff.

 

[Josh K]

Now we have a thinker right here! Sue the bastards for discrimination if you only have one hand!

I believe there are already provisions in the federal switchblade act for one handed persons.

 

[Carolina River Rat]

Well then the obvious solution is for me to cut my left hand off.

 

[R.A.T.]

Well then the obvious solution is for me to cut my left hand off.

And give yet another star for thinking on this thread!

 

[Grump]

Well then the obvious solution is for me to cut my left hand off.

All in favor, raise your left hand.

 

[dcycleman]

I just sent my letter to CBP. I know they wont read it but mabe it will have an effect if they get flooded with mail. I should send letters to my senator and congressman too. though I live in liberalville MA and I cant help but feel that it is a futile gesture given the politics of the area. and yes I want to move somewhere else, mabe NH-the live free or die state.

 

[smcclown05]

Well then the obvious solution is for me to cut my left hand off.

Sounds like a plan. Then I'd have it plasticized with the middle finger up and leave it on the steps of the Capitol. It's right down the road so send me all your left hands

 

[dcycleman]

all in all it sounds like a smart plan. It kinda sucks for lefties though.

 

[R.A.T.]

I like the plan. Already got an organizer willing to accept all the hands. Now that's teamwork!

 

[Carolina River Rat]

As soon as my Izula gets here I'll use it to remove my hand. Let me know where to send it.

 

[KintlaLake]

Let me know where to send it.

The nearest talent show. They always seem to be asking for a big h-- oh, hell, never mind.