At what point do you say goodbye?

Dude someone is gonna drink coffee from that room...were you guys raised in a barn?

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J_Curd said:
Dude someone is gonna drink coffee from that room...were you guys raised in a barn?

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Having spent my first four years as and adult working in restaurants, you should just be thankful they bleached the pot. If you eat at restaurants, I am sure you have eaten much much worse.
 
Same here...I still wouldn't/haven't boiled poo (human nonetheless) in a food appliance. Bleached poo is still poo.
 
depends on the knife , I would jump there for my favorite knife .
by the way , I have 3 kids and I have seen some ugly poo accidents !!!
 
Poo is nothing. As stated, child rearing taught many things :)
As long as it's cleaned properly, no harm. Boiling water + clorox should suffice.
Anyone's notice that forest soil is enriched by poo from animals too?
:D
 
I've said this in another thread somewhere , and I'll state it again.

Secure all personal possessions before entering the latrine. No joke as you found out. That is the last place you want to drop your knife , wallet , keys or anything else for that matter.
The only thing I'm dropping in there is a happy pie :D
 
I know a lawman who retrieved his 1911 Colt semi-auto .45 after it fell out of its holster and dropped into a latrine out in the woods. While family members stood guard, he hurried to town, found a big magnet and some rope, rushed back, fished it out, cleaned it up... and a legend was born. Another man hoisted his jeans a bit too vigorously while rising from the throne, whereupon his brand new Leatherman kept on moving up-- and out of the floppy sheath on his belt-- and, yep, sailed right into the crapper. That was an easy retrieve and while an overnight soak in Clorox did eat away part of the edge of the blade, the tool went back into service. No more sandwich-spreading duty, however.
 
If it had sentimental value then hell yes go and get dirty to get it. But if it has no sentimental value, then the shit ain't worth it. Now, everytime she or you pulls it out, guess what you'll all be thinking of...blue shit.
 
I've learned three things from this thread. His wife really, really, REALLY loves that knife. I always hesitate to make coffee in the in room coffee pot. Now I know why. Apparently there is a fair chance of having feces or something worse(if there is such a thing) in my food or drink when I eat out. Thanks for the commitment to the knife and not so much for the other.
 
Wow, that's some commitment! More power to ya. As for me, if it was my father's irreplaceable Henckels pocketknife that he carried around for 50 years and bequeathed to me, you can bet I'd be doing the backstroke in the poo water to find it. For any other knife, not so much.

- Mark
 
Great story.

Not sure what I would have done...probably had to be there (glad I was not).
 
Sometimes sh!t happens... I'd retrieve the knife in a heartbeat! NOBODY wants to touch other people's poo... But a knife is certainly sanitizable!
 
Shit yes,I'd of fished it out,maybe.Seriously,I always buckle my belt before lowering my jeans around my knees and doing the dirty.It keeps your belt knife(multi tool)and pocket essentials from flopping around or spilling out.
 
There are many things in life worse than reaching into a toilet full of shit to rescue something. Just hold your breath, reach in and then wash up, and its all over in less than a minute.
 
This woman dropped a knife in the pot? Maybe it's time to consider altering your marital status.
 
With a wife like that, You should NEVER say goodbye to her. Keeper for sure!

Obviously, having kids will change your outlook on things like this. Thankfully, I've never had to make that kind of decision, but I would have gone in, as well.
 
I agree. She certainly deserves a nice Mnandi or Sebenza.
jeffphansen77 said:
You have a keeper. Get her a Sebebza next anniversary. Not sure that I would've reached into that but I'd be back with a trashbag around my arm or something. Losing it will bother you longer than retrieving it will.
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GRIM 62 said:
Shit yes,I'd of fished it out,maybe.Seriously,I always buckle my belt before lowering my jeans around my knees and doing the dirty.It keeps your belt knife(multi tool)and pocket essentials from flopping around or spilling out.
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Your technique (knees together) also makes it more difficult to push out a really meaningful dump too!

This question lingers At What Point Will You Use The Knife for Food Preparation? :D
 
I leave no companion behind and that includes my knife.


Now the real question is would she do the same if you fell in the same blue stew? :)
 
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