ATT. Sarki Shop Holiday Special !!!

Dump Ashley, she's "ugly"! On second thought get a sheath for her!! Have Sandi, make the back with a extra large piece so you can cover Ashley all the way then go hide her somewhere!:D Oh, yeah,come to think of it you don't have to hide her,"no one" would EVER steal her,maybe everything you have but NEVER her!I can tell you about women,Wal never told you about.....! No ,I'm not going to say it, no way no how!:D
jim :cool:
 
Poor Tsimi... :o

The thought of not having Ashley (or Jewel for that matter) must be driving you nuts! The fact that Dave and I have a special pair of one of a kind Sanu khuks... something that isn't in the "researcher's" possesion....

As for telling me something about women that Wal didn't... he never did tell me about women (that I can remember). I learned early from the nice girls (and some not so nice :p ) down the block. I don't even want to know what YOU have to say about the one legged dancing girls... :D:D:D

I'd say more, but I have to go to work :rolleyes:

Alan
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
That should pay for Terry's 20 pound Christmas ham.
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Only a 20 pound ham for Christmass? Shoow, I thought he would be having a 40 or 50 poind ham. :D:D:D


Heber
 
20 pounder for Christmas and another 20 pounder for New Years and probably a couple of turkeys, too. You don't get to 270 pounds eating fried flies and rice.
 
He can't do it in one sitting but he can sure do it. And he loves both ham and turkey. In fact, he loves just about everything except squirrel's heads -- and if he gets hungry enough, who knows!
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
He can't do it in one sitting but he can sure do it. And he loves both ham and turkey. In fact, he loves just about everything except squirrel's heads -- and if he gets hungry enough, who knows!
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Terry's big and strong enough to squeeze blood outta a turnip!!!!
And he can too eat a 20 Lb Ham at one sitting!!!! But no one said how long the sitting was.:p
How do you 'define' long?
How do you 'define' sitting?
How do you 'define' was?
How do you 'define' 20 pounds?
How do you 'define' 'is' that a Boneless Ham?:p

Mocking Daisy's role model and hero.:p :rolleyes: :p ;)

(Psssttt. Hey Bro, just thought i had better let you in on a secret. Terry does like squirrel heads. They just have to be fried really krispy. He eats them like some people eat them Corn Nut thingies.:eek: :)
Don't let on like you know, shhh, mum's the word.:))
 
I thought Terry told me he didn't like the heads when we were trying to figure a way to get that squirrel off the power line and onto the grill. But I guess with an appetite like Terry's he'd probably even eat fried flies and rice if there was nothing else around.
 
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