***ATTENTION!!*** Ergo Badger Attack 2 found to be made of poison!

Uh huh.;) You take your hat off this mornin' Tim? Think the voices/subliminal sound frequencies may be back reeking havoc on the hippocampus. Put your hat back on!!!;)
 
ATTENTION!! I just found out that there is a curse on the INFI versions of the WTF! The only way to remove the curse is for people to sell their INFI WTF's to hunters of zombies at 50% of retail price once they receive them. One must be careful because there are fake zombie hunters out there that try to trick the cursed, but the legit zombie hunters have BF names that are indicative of their talents.
 
tinfoil hat timmy said:
Where are these "hippo camps" that you speak of......? Do they have activities?
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Hippo camp is even more arcane than the "HOG SHOP". Unspeakable things go on there. While back they spliced Hog/ HIPPO/T-REX/Orca genes together. The beast escaped out of hippo camp cause had an unrelenting lust to feed on INFI. It swam all the way from Antarctica to HOG headquarters. Luckily Jerry was around to make the beast meet its maker by splitting it's body in two with a 66" Gladius blade he has made for personal use, otherwise all this year's INFI supply would have been eaten and shat out into 440a steel. Jerry thought the creatures body had an interesting structure to it and decided should be sketched out and made into a blade. Its how the WTF came into fruition.
 
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You know? I had heard that about the ERGO Badgers but I didn't want to start any sort of rumor deal...

I also heard it was a hybrid strain of the HEEBIE JEEBIES that had mutated with the WAZOO DUCK FEVER.

What had happened was there was this guy, who got bit by this badger what had the DUCK FEVER, only when the guy found out he had it , "UP THE WAZOO" (which is where that saying comes from) the guy, not the badger suddenly contracted the HEEBIE JEEBIES purely from fright. AND just as the HEEBIE JEEBIES , Went Up the Old WAZOO, he seized up and fell into the crucible full of molten steel they was fixin' to pour.

By then, POOF went the guy, and the steel was up to heat, so they poured it anyways.

So that's how the old badger went up the Wazoo. That's what I heard anyhow from a guy who lived in the same trailer park as the uncle's cousins brother of the lady who answered the phones at the place where the badger had his nails done.

That's what I heard....
 
So then as a public service ALL BADGER ATTACK 2 KNIVES should be sent to TIMMY for decontamination and eventual sanitary disposal?

It is the RIGHT thing to do in order to save the world and small children from potential exposure to this erful, turrible, incurable malady.
 
So, what would it be worth to you? You know, me giving up my order for you... ;D
 
tinfoil hat timmy said:
I'd certainly hate to get POISON INFI. Haha! See?

You won't poison me that easily!

Poison!
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I have it on good authority that there is an antidote, but only the janitor has it. It's locked up on the hippo campus, which is what you call the entire collection of hippo camps. It is in a super secret facility where hog research is conducted. The HOGs decided that a.hippo campus was an ideal place to hide such a facility
 
What most folks don't realize is the old Timmy is a boneefide public servant type good guy. On account of his Tin Hat which pertect him from all sorts of bugs, germs bacterii, and other various and sundry icky things!

Any time there is some sort of chemicals spilling, or asteroids endangering the ERFF, or super villains a come threatening, the government types get on their aluminum foil colored telephone and get Timmy, that's Mr. TIN FOIL to you common ilks.

So in this here rabid badger, DUCK WAZOO poison stteel sit-chee-ay-shun they hollered at Mr. Foil Hat right off,
before there was folks running around with bald fingertips and big toe nails littering the streets like leaves in the Fall, clogging the gutters!

Good thing there are guys like Mr.Tin Foil Hat Timmy to keep our country running s-a-mooth!
 
What most folks don't realize is the old Timmy is a boneefide public servant type good guy. On account of his Tin Hat which perfect him from all sorts of bugs, germs bacterii, and other various and sundry icky things!

Any time the re is some sort of chemicals spilling, or asteroids endangering the ERFF, or super villains a come threatening, the government types get on their aluminum foil colored telephone and get Timmy, that's Mr. TIN FOIL to you common ilks.

So in this here rabid badger, DUCK WAZOO poison stteel sit-chee-ay-shun they hollered at Mr. Foil Hat right off,
before there was folks running around with bald fingertips and big toe nails littering the streets like leaves in the Fall, clogging the gutters!

Good thing there are guys like Mr.Tin Foil Hat Timmy to keep our country running s-a-mooth!
 
littlehoot said:
I have it on good authority that there is an antidote, but only the janitor has it. It's locked up on the hippo campus, which is what you call the entire collection of hippo camps. It is in a super secret facility where hog research is conducted. The HOGs decided that a.hippo campus was an ideal place to hide such a facility
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Oh there's a cure, but only one:

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