Attention!!! . . . "Fake Jerrys" Only!!!! . . . A Message From Your President!

Yeah you Hogs drink it up and you may want to take a couple sleeping pills so you can sleep good. I'll wake you up tomorrow right after the GO GO GO!!!:D
 

Thank you, Boss HOG! I won't let you down. :cool:


To all you FNFJs, listen up!

My fake Jerry's don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any fake Jerry under my command giving up unless he has been trampled. Even if you are trampled, you can still instig8. That's not just HOG sh** either. The kind of fake Jerry that I want in my command is just like the HOG at BLADE, who, with a cloven hoof against his chest, jerked off his Nuclear Blasting Cap, swept the hoof aside with one hand, and busted the hell out of the offending piglet with his NBC. Then he jumped on the piglet and went out and trampled another piglet before they knew what the hell was coming off. And, all of that time, this HOG had a bruised chest and a cracked rib. There was a real HOG!

Fake Jerrys, we have a situ8ion...
We've been handed a mission.
We will succeed. This is our f8, our destiny.
We will annihil8 the competition.
n00bs, pork rinds and piglets will be ir8 and they will h8 us for the devast8ion that we will leave behind on Ganza night.
But many others including Old School heavyw8 HOGS will appreci8 our success for they have taught us well.
Many others will emul8 us by fabric8ing our plans in future Ganzas.
This campaign will be design8ed for the history books.
M8es, you have your orders. Cre8 your plans. Finalize your HOGterfuge.
I know you won't let the Boss HOG down!

"Why, by God, I actually pity those poor SOBs we're going up against. By God, I do"

You will honor the Old School HOGs who came before you and who invented the HOGterfuge that we will recre8. Never give up NEVER SURRENDER, m8s!!!




Let's Drink! :cool::thumbup:
***8*** :D
 
Awaiting my orders 8oss man. I can post the "GO" if you can't get through.

Coors Light is GR8.
 
Jerry Bussc said:
So is it safe to come out now? :D

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Good luck, HOGS! :D
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This is just magnificent work!!!! :eek:. . .

A true Master at work. . . :thumbup:

I salute you!!!!!

Snort, Snort, Snort!!!!!


Jerry :D



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Amy-0 said:
OMG.....How did that happen???? Just saw this.....I am speechless...and that is rare.....


Amy-0
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Pretty easy to do, Print screen, paste in paint and crop a little. ;)

It was good though. :D
 
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