Axe wallpapers for PC?? Where are they?

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Hey call me crazy but I am trying to find some axe wallpapers to change the background of my laptop to.

I was surprised to see absolutely nothing come up on google images. I get that it's somewhat niche and axemen are out using the tools not draping linen over them, throwing leaves in the air and puffing mist over top while operating a lighting rig and camera but thought there would have been at least something photographed specifically for this purpose; HD, widescreen etc

How nice would it be to have a stunning vintage american axe blazoned across the screen..

 

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Nuh mate. The first link 'Best 100+ Axe Pictures' are not 1920X1080 wallpapers or of a similar resolution. They all stretch out and are not designed for this purpose. Who is this mythological Axe character anyway?