B.U.R.P. Coach

dogboye

dogboye

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So, ever since I got this blade in my grubby paws, I have had something bothering me. And maybe it is naivete. Dunno. But the thing that has been bothering me is: Who in the world needs this wicked a blade for a party????!!! Is Jerry using the word "party" as a euphemism for something else? The way its introduction was worded even seemed a little ... off.

It was "developed out of necessity more than 30 years ago..." That throws me as much as anything. And "...served their time in heavy party zones." Really? What party zone needs this much knife? The spike on this thing looks like it could be driven through a gas tank, car hood, even light armor perhaps. It is wicked. College kids for generations have used the lowly apartment or dorm key to open beers for shotgunning. You don't need a railroad spike.

And the "SPAT?" Snack Pack Attack Tip? I've yet to meet a Cheetos bag that a SAK Classic couldn't SHRED. We're talking a 7.5" blade here.

Don't get me wrong. I LOVE this knife! And the bottle opener works like a champ (on the Coach). But I've gotta be missing something.

Then again.... I have missed all the partys that have happened at BLADE.... :cool:....

I've also been wondering: What else can the butt end be used for? There are the obvious pressure points that could be targeted with the spike. The blade with recurve and CBT and piercing tip seems like a heckuva fighting knife, especially with the balance it has. I thought maybe the bottle opener could be used for a wire breaker, but it's 90 degrees out from how it would need to be to be used for that without some other tool to help you leverage the knife in a twisting motion.

So what does B.U.R.P really mean? Something Urban? Rescue? Am I just reaching?
 
Some very badass military dudes Ive known all had the same general answer when asked how they spent their time in the military "Oh, I hung around the base, ate a lot of chow..."

Interpret that how you will :cool::thumbsup:
 
I think that would have fit in well where I went to high school and college in rural Maine. It would have been a helpful tool for sure when shot gunning racks of beer and creating massive fires!
 
I can see that BURP being useful growing up, all the Bong Fire partys.
Would U rather Boss matketed it as "Puncture Ur EXWives Gas Tank Blade" ? lol
P.U.E.G.T.B. ?
 
"Busse Ultimate Retro Party (B.U.R.P.)" just sounds too much like "Maritime Augmented Guidance with Integrated Controls for Carrier Approach and Recovery Precision Enabling Technologies (MAGIC CARPET)." They worked HARD at THAT acronym!
 
I did some time in Heavy Party Zones for Uncle Sam's Misguided Children where the value of a GOOD Party Favor is not without it's merits;):thumbsup:
 
TheMtnMan said:
I can see that BURP being useful growing up, all the Bong Fire partys.
Would U rather Boss matketed it as "Puncture Ur EXWives Gas Tank Blade" ? lol
P.U.E.G.T.B. ?
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How about Busse Urban Rescue Partner?
 
Busto said:
You might be onto something....Quenching the heat treated blades in BACON FAT...The Secret Sauce has been revealed:eek::thumbsup:
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Actually, I DO know the secret to Infi- There's some things that some of y'all don't know about the Winameg Swamps - Your Swamp rats are not called that out of a whim, we really have swamps- but one thing we also have, well, no one's gong to believe it so I'm not eve going there- but it's a special form of "carbon" and leave it at that.
 
Burp Busse knives the first ones made were for Vietnam. Urban retro party is for the Boody raiding houses after you come through drink it if they got it smoke too steal the gold. that's why there is bottle opener combat ready ( Recon party )
 
vanderhaus said:
Burp Busse knives the first ones made were for Vietnam. Urban retro party is for the Boody raiding houses after you come through drink it if they got it smoke too steal the gold. that's why there is bottle opener combat ready ( Recon party )
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Huh ?
 
I think ''party'' means... in a different timeline where consequences dont exist in minecraft... ''ops'' ... in minecraft
 
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