Bachelor party

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Bachelor party.

Ok so this is a little story to show that a knife can be really usefull!

Yesterday I had my bachelor party. (Didn't know it was this day) My friends kidnapped me a my job. I really didn't know what happened. They stormed in with 10 guys, put a cotton bag on my head duct taped my hands, arms and legs and put a headphone with this terror music on. (Guantanamo bay style)
Than they put me in the back of a van and strapped me to the walls of the van.
Then they drove off. So the next 5 minutes my heart was racing and my hands were shaking. They know I am a knife freak and I carry at least 2 knives. So they took my ZT 0770 cf and my Victorinox Classic. They didn't knew that I had the Esee Candiru escape and evade knife on me. After 5 minutes when I was calmed down and my haert had a normal pace I grabbed the knife which was located at my back on my belt. It was really difficult cutting the duct tape without cutting myself. In the meanwhile the terror music was playing and I still coudn't see anything. ( it really surprised me that when you can't move, can't see and have music on in a driving car you are completely disillusioned) When I cut all the tape on my arms hands and feet it was time to figure out how I could open the door from the inside. Also here the Candiru came in handy. After half an hour driving they finally stopped at a gas station. I opened the door and they were flabbergasted how I managed to get my self free.
I said never underestimate a prepared guy ;-)

We had a great day with a hike true the woods, making fire (with the Candiru) and grilled a chicken, kanoeing for 10 miles and closed the day (04:00 am) in the city with ofcourse a couple of drinks.

Conclusion, a knife is your best friend in a lot of situations and can be a great tool!

Here are some pictures to compliment the story.

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Doesn't sound like fun to me at all. Congrats on being positive about it, though.
 
That is hilarious your friends kidnapped you Old School (the movie) style! Sounds like the start of an awesome weekend, plus you got to try out your E&E techniques a bit. Haha.
 
Bachelor party.




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No offense but I just had to laugh at the pic of you in the van. The way that you're tied and strapped down makes it look like if someone was to remove the hood, we would see curly big orange hair, a round red nose and face paint. A kidnapped clown if you will.:D
 
I think my friends and I would all have a good hearty laugh, right after I got done beating the snot out of them. (This bear would be quite agitated.) Kudos to you sir for having that Candiru tucked away in the small of your back, and congratulations on your upcoming marriage.
 
That's terrifying and your friends are lucky they didn't get stabbed.

I agree wholeheartedly. I'm not gonna lie, I think I would have gone full self defense once free if I didn't know it was my friends.

I'm glad you had a good time though, keep on rockin in the free world.
 
I agree wholeheartedly. I'm not gonna lie, I think I would have gone full self defense once free if I didn't know it was my friends.

I'm glad you had a good time though, keep on rockin in the free world.

LOL, yeah I was indeed an inch away from doing that. But than I heard my friends names and new it was for the party so it worked out fine!
 
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Well, you didn't stab anyone and a good time was eventually had by all.
I've heard of way worse endings to parties. ;)
 
As his brother I can confirm:D
It was so weird,having him strapped down everywhere...
And he cut himself loose with his esee.....
 
As his brother I can confirm:D
It was so weird,having him strapped down everywhere...
And he cut himself loose with his esee.....
 
My friends would have wound up full of all kinds o holes, screaming "whyyyyyy???? Whyyyyy, God, whyyyy???"

They all know better than to do that. Not even as a joke.
 
Ruudr, you're getting married? That's awesome, man! Congrats :thumbup:

And regarding the kidnapping, you didn't know it was them at first?! Damn, I would have freaked and done some stuff that would force this thread to get moved to Prac Tac ;)
 
That's terrifying and your friends are lucky they didn't get stabbed.

I have to agree. My friends would never in a million years have tried that with me. It would end tragically friends or not. In my opinion a friend wouldn't do that so my inhibitor would not be on. I'd bring my Mastiff a nice Femur to chew on when I went home. :)
 
I'm surrounded by knives at work. If anyone I don't know had tried this, it would not have been pretty. As I type this, I look around my cube, and I have 5 (2 fixed blade, 3 folders) within easy reach.

On the other hand, if it was someone I knew, I can see how I would go along with it initially as a joke only to wind up in the van at the end tied up and strapped down.
 
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