Bachelor party

AntDog said:
My friends would have wound up full of all kinds o holes, screaming "whyyyyyy???? Whyyyyy, God, whyyyy???"

They all know better than to do that. Not even as a joke.
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Aww c'mon, lighten up! :D

Now, I don't know what YOU do for a living :p, but I figure I would kinda realize what was happening, on account of my not being involved with the kind of people that would send a ten man team to my workplace to kidnap me in broad daylight....
Definitely a different story if it were a few dudes in a van while I was walking along a sketchy street in the middle of the night.... Then I'd go apesh*t for sure
 
It's not my line of work I'd be worried about. I'm sure there's a few people out there who don't like me very much.

I'd take it totally serious. And somebody would get hurt. A guy I work with stuck something in my back at the gas station and said "gimme your wallet". I damn near shot him before I figured out it was just a joke. Seriously.

It's weird because I normally have a great sense of humor! I love to laugh, and I love to crack jokes! Even practical jokes! But, if my spydie senses start tingling telling me I might get hurt......

I'm not a paranoid weirdo. Not at all. I'm very calm, cool, collected - but aware. I just don't mess around with situations like that.
 
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AntDog said:
It's not my line of work I'd be worried about. I'm sure there's a few people out there who don't like me very much.

I'd take it totally serious. And somebody would get hurt. A guy I work with stuck something in my back at the gas station and said "gimme your wallet". I damn near shot him before I figured out it was just a joke. Seriously.

It's weird because I normally have a great sense of humor! I love to laugh, and I love to crack jokes! Even practical jokes! But, if my spydie senses start tingling telling me I might get hurt......

I'm not a paranoid weirdo. Not at all. I'm very calm, cool, collected - but aware. I just don't mess around with situations like that.
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I understand you, man.
I'm just saying that yes, you have to be aware and prepared for anything, but you also have to analyze the situation a bit before just going ninja turtle on someone's ass:p A little reasoning can keep things from spiraling out of control

But then again, in the heat of the moment, there's not much time for rationalization, so I definitely understand your reasoning. What the OP described would terrify the crap out do me too.
 
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Krissig12 said:
I understand you, man.
I'm just saying that yes, you have to be aware and prepared for anything, but you also have to analyze the situation a bit before just going ninja turtle on someone's ass:p A little reasoning can keep things from spiraling out of control

But then again, in the heat of the moment, there's not much time for rationalization, so I definitely understand your reasoning. What the OP described would terrify the crap out do me too.
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True, true. Situational awareness is key, for sure. Going ninja turtle on someone's ass.... I like it! That's gonna be my new catchphrase to use on some of my buds - "if you touch my bike, Imma go ninja turtle on yer ass!" LMAO! That'll get a laugh for sure bro!
 
AntDog said:
True, true. Situational awareness is key, for sure. Going ninja turtle on someone's ass.... I like it! That's gonna be my new catchphrase to use on some of my buds - "if you touch my bike, Imma go ninja turtle on yer ass!" LMAO! That'll get a laugh for sure bro!
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Lol :thumbup:

Make sure you dramatically draw your dual Samurai swords while you're sayin it for greatest effect :D
 
Congratulations on the upcoming marriage. I have to hand it to your mates for giving it a red hot go and I'm glad that people can still do this (sometimes) without getting shot or stabbed. It definitely could've been worse - you could have ended up on a flight to South Africa :D
 
Chris Larrikin said:
Congratulations on the upcoming marriage. I have to hand it to your mates for giving it a red hot go and I'm glad that people can still do this (sometimes) without getting shot or stabbed. It definitely could've been worse - you could have ended up on a flight to South Africa :D
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Ahem, nothing wrong with being flown out to South Africa, it's quite nice here actually!
 
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I don't know what I would have thought. I think it would have been funny if it was clear that your friends kidnapped you and tied you up to the car.. This way it could have been messy!
 
Ruudr said:
Thanks guys. It'a just the next right step in life. I'm looking forward to it.
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Congratulations and all the best! I've never regretted getting married....oh good, my wife just walked away.

Are you nuts, man? Have your friends kidnap you 5 minutes before the wedding. ;)
 
Glad it worked out well for you and your friends. But where's the pic of the girl coming out of the cake?
 
Sounds like a lot of fun. I took an E&E class where I was bagged and tied like that. It's a good scenario to run through in real life, observing, orienting yourself, and acting while managing your stress response. Ending with a bachelor party outdoors is even better! Congratulations on the wedding!
 
That's why I carry IWB clipped to my underwear. No one is finding that one.

My friends know better. But I only have a few friends and they know me well.

I have shot all the others.
 
This thread has inspired me.
Next time I have to plan a bachelor party, I'm combining two traditional ideas into one new, epic theme:
The groom-to-be will be kidnapped...by strippers. :D
 
Haha there are some nice comments. I work at Victorinox so enough knives there. When they opened the door I heard them screaming but for a split second I was in defence mode. I'm still surprised how your body works when you are disorientated.
Here are some pictures of my knife and the sheath.
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stabman said:
This thread has inspired me.
Next time I have to plan a bachelor party, I'm combining two traditional ideas into one new, epic theme:
The groom-to-be will be kidnapped...by strippers. :D
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Lmao! Bad ass!!!!
 
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