Back in Reno and a couple of updates.

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Arrived in Reno about 9:45 local last night. Great to go travellin' but so, so nice to come home. Yangdu in her typical fashion made arrangements with some traveller to stand behind him, out of my line of sight, so when I passed she could jump out at me and try to scare me. Unlike the rest of me my eyes still function well and I saw that black head peaking out around the man's shoulder while I was still way down the chute but I played the part and acted suprised which made her laugh and pleased her. In some ways Yangdu is still a child and in other ways she is a 90 year old woman -- the best of two worlds, I'd say.

Great reunion, chicken and dumplings and bed.

Today I go down for blood work. Thursday I have appointment with karma sent devout Hindu Doc Reddy and I'll get results of SFO biopsy. Either way, + or -, we will need to develop our short term plans for trying to stay alive.

Little news from Nepal -- typical but not what I wanted to hear. The "Make what you want" project turned to ****. The kamis decided they would rather make standard models than rakes, sickles, door locks, folders and slicers and that's what they did. They proudly announced they had produced 200 standard models which will be arriving soon, most of the 200 exactly what I don't want or need.

I sent over enough exotic wood and deer and elk antlers to handle perhaps 250 knives and asked that the supplies I sent be used immediately until used up. Of the 200 models I am getting one piece is made from an elk antler I sent over. What they are doing with the rest of this very nice handle material I sent I cannot fathom -- perhaps saving it for posterity.

It is sad but true, the only way I have ever been able to successfully deal with BirGorkha and the kamis is to be present, on the spot. When I see them doing what I don't want (making the standard models, for example) I say, "Who are you making that khukuri for?" They say, "Why for you, Bena." I say, "I told you I did not want standard khukuris. I won't buy any standard khukuris. I want you to make a knife I have never seen before." They grumble and argue but I stand my ground and I get knives I have never seen before. And if I've told them to use exotic wood for the handles it's the same. They hand me six khukuris with standard handles. I say, "that's not what I asked for" and give them the khukuris back. They say, "this is the way we always make them." I say, "I know but I want the exotic wood. Take the khukuris back. I don't want them." Grumble, swear, curse, spit, but the next day I get what I want.

Dealing from 12,000 miles distant is near impossible. They know I can't afford to send the knives back and incur another round trip of shipping cost. If I ever get back again I'm going to do some serious ear twisting and will show the kamis how well an old sailor can swear -- even in Nepali!
 
Glad you're home safe and sound. Hope you had a wonderful trip. I could always send Karen to Nepal to give em' hell. She'ld do rather well having grown up with 2 much older brothers to deal with :eek: :rolleyes: :D She's been begging me to send her over anyway ;)
 
Bill Martino said:
Little news from Nepal -- typical but not what I wanted to hear. The "Make what you want" project turned to ****. The kamis decided they would rather make standard models than rakes, sickles, door locks, folders and slicers and that's what they did. They proudly announced they had produced 200 standard models which will be arriving soon, most of the 200 exactly what I don't want or need.

I sent over enough exotic wood and deer and elk antlers to handle perhaps 250 knives and asked that the supplies I sent be used immediately until used up. Of the 200 models I am getting one piece is made from an elk antler I sent over. What they are doing with the rest of this very nice handle material I sent I cannot fathom -- perhaps saving it for posterity.

Nepal ho! :D :rolleyes:
 
woo hooo UB is back!

That story is just too funny! UB told them to make whatever they want, I guess they wanted to make standard models.. :D :D :mad:

Yep, it sounds like thing are back to normal, good to have you back UB...
 
Glad to hear your trip went well, Uncle Bill. Good to see you posting:)

~Jake
 
The best part of travelling IS coming home. Rest. The forum's missed you. Sounds like my idea for an adjustable geometry khuk will have to wait, though.

"Good friends are good for your health."
--Irwin Sarason
 
Welcome home, Bill. Tentatively relieved....
 
Last few months Uncle has been selling standard overstocks out- too many of these and those- WWll's, BAS, Kobra's....so what happens now the stock was trimmed? Congratulations- 200 standard models on their way!! Life is just too funny.


Welcome back to the same ole, same ole, Uncle Bill.


munk
 
Welcome back, Bill. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
 
Bill Martino said:
Little news from Nepal -- typical but not what I wanted to hear. The "Make what you want" project turned to ****. The kamis decided they would rather make standard models than rakes, sickles, door locks, folders and slicers and that's what they did. They proudly announced they had produced 200 standard models which will be arriving soon, most of the 200 exactly what I don't want or need.

Dealing from 12,000 miles distant is near impossible. They know I can't afford to send the knives back and incur another round trip of shipping cost. If I ever get back again I'm going to do some serious ear twisting and will show the kamis how well an old sailor can swear -- even in Nepali!

What's it cost to send them back? Maybe we could all chip in and send a few batches back. Depending on cost it might be worth it to get their attention.
 
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