Glad to have you back Uncle Bill. I am just beginning to appreciate the communication issues you have to deal with, and you are almost part of their family! God knows what anyone else would end up with.
Hey, maybe try a little reverse psychology; tell them that you LOVE standard models and don't want to see any experimenting with exotic woods or new blade designs. Only satisaal wood and horn. Bet you'll get flooded with 25" Chitlangis with stag handles! (Now there is something I would pay for!)
Welcome home!
Regards,
Norm