Bad Chili

Bamboo

Bamboo

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BAD CHILI!?

This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in
West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his
arms folded, staring blankly at a bowl of chili. ?After about 15 minutes
of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks "If
you ain't goin' to eat that, mind if I do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler, and in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says,"Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
 
Reminds me of the time I was out all night drinkin' and figured I could eat a whole Tuna Sub on an empty('cept for booze) stomach.

I puked :barf: all down the steps and into the downstairs bathroom, I was sittin' on the floor cleanin' it up when my cousin walks into the living room, standin' in a puddle of my leavins she looks at me and say's,"The floors all wet, what is it?"

"About 20 mixed drinks and a Tuna Sub I ralphed up."

About 10 seconds passed before her brain registered what the wet stuff she was standin' was, then all hell broke loose and she barfed :barf: up her late nite snack.

As She sat down on the floor to clean her mess(I wasn't gonna clean it) we heard my brother get out of his bed and before he could get the words out of his mouth,"Hey, what's all the noise, and why is the floor all we........" We both screamed ,"PUKE" :barf: and we heard hi footsteps running back to his bed.

I bonded with my cousin that night :) , sad thing was she died of Cystic Fibrosis a couple of years later :( , we never mentioned that night but we always smiled about it :) when she slept over. :D
 
What a horrible early-morning thread. Thanks Bamboo.

Anyone ever barf after eating way-too-hot chili, and have a BEAN come out their nose?


Not me... this guy Phillip... maybe it WAS me... :barf: :rolleyes: :footinmou :barf:


Ad Nauseum :footinmou
 
I had hoped this was gonna be another recipe thread, but nooooooo.

Was there ever a "True Barf Stories" thread? Or is it just a really, really bad idea? :barf:

Bamboo, you should owe us a good chili recipe for reading that joke in the morning.


Ad Nauseum, Beanus Ex Nostrilii :footinmou
 
There was a rock band once named Captian Beefheart. They sounded kinda like Tom Waits today. They were ahead of their time and flopped.

...well, someone said beef heart; that ties in, doesn't it?


munk
 
This post will have to serve as an IOU for one good chili recipe ....

My average turn around time for completing projects tends to be around the 3 year range, so just bear with me a moment. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
~ b
 
bamboo...I swear.

I resisted opening this thread for days, figuring it was about Wendy's chili...and finally gave in.



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John
 
LOL John. Sorry about the thread, I couldn't resist.


Apparently my timing quite interupted Ad Nauseum's breakfast. Sorry about that too.


~ :D
 
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