Bad News On The Pork Belly Active Duties!!!!

[tyuio]

I'm still trying to figure out if this is a joke or not....

 

[idahoskunk]

HOLY MOLY!!

sign me up for one of those...

no make it two of them

screw it! MAKE IT FOUR OF THOSE FAT CATS!!

yours in nuclear PORKDOM!!

 

[wetdog1911]

NO!!! LIMIT,ONE!!! I gotta have one of these! Don't let Skunk et al scarf them all up!

If there is a time for whiskey and flowers (to the respective people) now is it!

Wet

 

[Strabs]

Holy Mother of Deep Dish Specials!!!!

I'll take mine with the extra GFD topping!

 

[gundy]

...urm, I think you just made the Hulks knife...

No more piss for you Jezza!

 

[Zal]

The Hulk would go for a Battle Mistress and leave this monstrosity out of his lineup.

If I was going to get one, I'd only get one to pawn it off to some goofy hog down the line for something in 3/16"

 

[idahoskunk]

Originally posted by Zal
If I was going to get one, I'd only get one to pawn it off to some goofy hog down the line for something in 3/16"

or 1/4" or 5/16" or

 

[gundy]

..I wonder if jerry has finished the 1/2" Tank Busters yet...

Seriously, this would make an awesome low profile entry tool if deep hollow ground.

Throw a modified tip on it Jerry for additional penetration!

 

[idahoskunk]

Originally posted by gundy
[BThrow a modified tip on it Jerry for additional penetration! [/B]

and a knife barer to carry it so you don't get all tuckered out and it would allow you to carry beer!

 

[gundy]

I got this on Ebay today, I am ready..

Do not listen to them Jerry, you bring that ole fat ass hunk o INFI on...

Not sure about this root beer stuff though... Might have to replace that with a VB mate.

 

[alphamaniv]

Yes Yes make it happen How about a BAT on a deep dish hollow grind. I am with who ever said that. Just remember to put me down for one. I can just see a big ol' hunk of moo skin from leatherman. Maybe it could have a over the shoulder sling to help with the weight But really, in all seriousness, I want one.

 

[Dark Nemesis]

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!




Oh my fricking word, Tears of joy are running down my face. I had always dreamed, but never thought the day would come....


JERRY HAS SEEN THE LIGHT


This is just too good to be true, I want two of them...I want two of them!!!!!!

 

[Raden]

Now that's one FAT BASTID!!!!

I GOTTA HAVE ONE

 

[SpearHead]

Originally posted by wetdog1911
NO!!! LIMIT,ONE!!! I gotta have one of these! Don't let Skunk et al scarf them all up!

If there is a time for whiskey and flowers (to the respective people) now is it!

Wet

Hmmmm. Ok, I know that the whisky is for the wimmins but who are the flowers for? I hear Jerry and Timothy like petunias. Wet, you sly dog...

 

[truck]

Lemme guess, that means that a new SH variant will be ground out of 5/8??? That blank is really wild looking Who needs a hammer with one of those things around!

 

[Zal]

Originally posted by truck
Lemme guess, that means that a new SH variant will be ground out of 5/8??? That blank is really wild looking Who needs a hammer with one of those things around!

Now we're up to 5/8. Jerryyyyy . . . look at the flood gates you've opened!

Guys, we want THIN . . . THIN!!!!

. . . bah. I give up.

 

[Jerry Busse]

I'm still trying to figure out if this is a joke or not....---tyuio

. . . me too my friend. . .. me too!!!!

Turns out. . .some people can't take a joke. . .. They want to BUY one. . . .

I've got money that says I have plenty of these left over. . . They'll end up being pretty rare because very few will actually buy them. . . That's why I'm only making 50.

Oh, sure, there are some sick freaks out there. . . but sanity will utltimately prevail and I should have about 43 of them left over. . . . This could be the first knife we ever have to put on "Clearance". . .

This short run is really being done to cork the pie holes of those who continuously ask for "Fat Versions" of our regular models!!!! After this disaster, I should be able to point to the "Big Bacon Double Cheese Active Duty" debacle and simply guffaw in the face of those who inquire!!!!!! Muwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

The Extra Chunky Active Duty, think of it as a survival tool for those who get caught in raging flood waters!!!! Padlock a biker chain from your belt to this beveled I-Beam and the current at Niagara Falls couldn't pull you over!!!

Psychos!!!!!!

 

[SpearHead]

Originally posted by Jerry Busse
.Oh, sure, there are some sick freaks out there. . . but sanity will utltimately prevail and I should have about 43 of them left over. . . . This could be the first knife we ever have to put on "Clearance". . .


Psychos!!!!!!

Hey! I resemble that remark!

You're probably right Jerry. They won't sell very well. Best just do the fire sale early rather than later. I'd be happy to give you $100 for a couple of those little porkers ... you know... just to help out.

 

[thatmguy]

Originally posted by Andrew Lynch
[BThere's only one thing that voids the warranty on these fatties: cutting tomatoes [/B]

Or carrots. Of course, whoo doo that??

 

[tyuio]

I can't imagine what this would be useful for besides a conversation piece. Don't get me wrong fellas if you want it i'm sure jerry would end up making some and i have no problem with that at all. I just personally would rather see such a thick slab of infi go towards a steel heart or battle mistress sized blade so i could talk myself into actually finding a use for it.