Bear Grylls Survival Academy

[untamed]

http://beargryllssurvivalacademy.com/

Moving on from Discovery I see?

 

[DxAxN]

It seems like a pretty interesting course.... but I aint dropping that kinda coin for it.

 

[SubaruSTi]

I will pay thousands to drink piss and eat elephant poop

 

[duro]

"All meals and accommodation are included. On completion of the course you will receive the coveted Bear Grylls Survival Academy badge and certificate, and your very own Bear Grylls Ultimate knife."

HAH. Let's hope it's not the Gerber!

 

[fmajor007]

Pass.

 

[Jaytaylor]

Awesome, I'm saving up a load of piss right now and happy to share.

 

[Codger_64]

Deer eyeballs and droppings here!

 

[battboy]

did you see the partners...mantis hotels?

 

[Codger_64]

I saw the Gerber logo. I suppose they get the knives from WalMart.

 

[Munky88]

How does he always get his face so dirty!?

 

[Codger_64]

How does he always get his face so dirty!?

Makeup artist.

 

[338375]

I like that. He will be "visiting" during the inaugural class. Boy howdy... How cool is that ?

I wonder if the cost includes, spending the night in the same motel, that Bear will be staying ?

What a joke. There will no doubt be some idiots, that will spend the coin.

 

[vegsmashed]

Plane tickets are so expensive this is not even worth it.

 

[mewolf1]

is it Mexico?

[video=youtube;RjtHxE109zg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtHxE109zg[/video]

 

[nate1714]

Well at least some people with no woodland knowledge will learn a thing or two that they could have learned in boy scouts!

 

[338375]

Well at least some people with no woodland knowledge will learn a thing or two that they could have learned in boy scouts!

True. If they really wanted to learn Survival, they could have joined the military, and they would have taught them for free, and actually get paid

 

[Thomas Linton]

Well at least some people with no woodland knowledge will learn a thing or two that they could have learned in boy scouts!

Boy Scouts does not teach the behaviors that he illustrated on his "show."

Hard to tell what he would teach for $$ based on what he did for $$. How to get sick/injured/die without support crew?

 

[Cyblade]

Topics include:

First Aid for when your Bear Grylls Parang breaks and stabs you in the leg.
How to repair the Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Knife with super glue when the pommel falls off.
Pee Drinking 101
Poop Preperation 101 (complete with cookbook)
How to get a Discount on your hotel.
How to order room service.
How to avoid paying for items from the mini-bar.
How to angle your cameras so that you look like your jumping a dangerous crevace in the wild when your actually 100 yards from the highway and theres a place to walk across three feet to your right.

All this amazing survival knowledge can be yours for only 3,000.00

 

[AnthonyHelmsley]

All the good responses have been posted!

But this is a lawsuit waiting to happen

 

[338375]

Topics include:

First Aid for when your Bear Grylls Parang breaks and stabs you in the leg.
How to repair the Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Knife with super glue when the pommel falls off.
Pee Drinking 101
Poop Preperation 101 (complete with cookbook)
How to get a Discount on your hotel.
How to order room service.
How to avoid paying for items from the mini-bar.
How to angle your cameras so that you look like your jumping a dangerous crevace in the wild when your actually 100 yards from the highway and theres a place to walk across three feet to your right.

All this amazing survival knowledge can be yours for only 3,000.00

Nicely done